Lwkmd, imagine asking someone question with all seriousness only for the person to retort with pure unadulterated sarcasm that can scar your feelings.
Now, sarcasm might be tagged the lowest form of wit...who cares?!...it sure cracks me up whenever it's cleverly and rightly used.
Here are a few that make me laugh myself silly each time I read them:

1. You see identical twins, you still dey ask 'na twins be dis'?
Answer: no bros, na picmix...lol

2. Nepa brings light and everyone in the neighborhood shouts 'up Nepaaa'! My guy asks me Na light be that?
Answer: No, Na Holy Ghost fire! Lol!

3. You see person dey vomit o, you dey ask am 'you no well'?
Answer: E well, e juz dey practice how to vomit...olodo!

4. Someone sees you dancing and asks. 'so you sabi dance?
Answer: no, i dey practice madness! *Lmfao*

5. You just dey wake up person come ask you "you don wake?"
answer: no, i come buy bread wey i go chop for dream...hehehe

Laugh it out jooor!
YOU CAN ADD YOURS, let the fun continue...

You wan do joke, you come dey use big grammar introduce am

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