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Sarcasm At Its Best by J0sh007: 12:59am On Oct 21, 2013
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?. The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings.
She's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings. The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, - "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your daughter is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess. The mother says, "Pregnant??! She can't be. She has never ever been with a man! Have you Debbie?? Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it.
About 5 minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor??
The doctor replies, No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over the hill.
And there's no way I'm going to miss it this time!"

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Re: Sarcasm At Its Best by Nobody: 1:15am On Oct 21, 2013
J0sh007: A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?. The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings.
She's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings. The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, - "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your daughter is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess. The mother says, "Pregnant??! She can't be. She has never ever been with a man! Have you Debbie?? Debbie says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man, I'm still a virgin!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stood there staring out of it.
About 5 minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor??
The doctor replies, No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and 3 wise men came over the hill.
And there's no way I'm going to miss it this time!"
I get you. The Birth of christ right? You try.
Re: Sarcasm At Its Best by J0sh007: 1:53am On Oct 21, 2013
Rehnoy: I get you. The Birth of christ right? You try.
sure
Re: Sarcasm At Its Best by davetwitzy: 5:33am On Oct 21, 2013
grin
Re: Sarcasm At Its Best by Nobody: 9:39pm On Oct 21, 2013
Cnt stop laughing o

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