excuse me, I am looking for Ajoku street.

am particularly guilty of surfing the net when the sermon becomes too long and boring.... some of these men of God know nothing about time management, God help us

2,6,7,9

Chai

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Especially num 9

Thank God I'm a pagan!

tosyne2much:
As A Youth, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of In The Church

1. When the pastor starts preaching against fornication and promiscuity and you are guilty of it, discomfort overwhelms you

2. Virtually everybody in the church are singing a particular song and you don't know it, you start wishing the song could quickly come to an end

3. When the pastor starts preaching against having a girl friend/boyfriend, you start feeling uncomfortable especially when your crush is present in the church, and you are like " this pastor just wan spoil my show sha "

4. When the lady you wish to date is present in the church and the pastor start advising the young ladies not to open their legs for any dude until after marriage, inwardly, you are like "wetin dey worry dis pastor now"

5. When the pastor start preaching against examination malpractice and you are guilty of it, you start feeling uncomfortable

6. When your sunday school teacher starts calling out names for opinion and suggestions, you start feeling a bit nervous because your name might be called

7. After standing tiredlessly and praying for hours, immediately the pastor says " In Jesus name we have prayed" you are so happy that the prayer has come to an end, only for the pastor to continue the prayer

8. Staring at a guy/lady and you got carried away, only for you to forget the prayer point

9. Your pastor calls a Bible verse and within 5 seconds, you start asking the person sitting next to you

10. The pastors are laying hands on people and you are watching them while they fall under anointing, but you are a bit nervous because you might also fall

mtcheeeeeew...........pinging, whatsapping, 2going, facebooking. Which again.......twitering Haha, all must end in ING, THESE ABOVE ARE THE CONTENDING ISSUES IN MY PARISH.

Guilty of all .
And more. Going to church just to see a particular babe.

Guilty of 2 and 7

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tosyne2much:
As A Youth, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of In The Church

1. When the pastor starts preaching against fornication and promiscuity and you are guilty of it, discomfort overwhelms you

2. Virtually everybody in the church are singing a particular song and you don't know it, you start wishing the song could quickly come to an end

3. When the pastor starts preaching against having a girl friend/boyfriend, you start feeling uncomfortable especially when your crush is present in the church, and you are like " this pastor just wan spoil my show sha "

4. When the lady you wish to date is present in the church and the pastor start advising the young ladies not to open their legs for any dude until after marriage, inwardly, you are like "wetin dey worry dis pastor now"

5. When the pastor start preaching against examination malpractice and you are guilty of it, you start feeling uncomfortable

6. When your sunday school teacher starts calling out names for opinion and suggestions, you start feeling a bit nervous because your name might be called

7. After standing tiredlessly and praying for hours, immediately the pastor says " In Jesus name we have prayed" you are so happy that the prayer has come to an end, only for the pastor to continue the prayer

8. Staring at a guy/lady and you got carried away, only for you to forget the prayer point

9. Your pastor calls a Bible verse and within 5 seconds, you start asking the person sitting next to you

10. The pastors are laying hands on people and you are watching them while they fall under anointing, but you are a bit nervous because you might also fall

for you listing all these ten comman-weak points you are guilty of all @ OP

I am guilty of only 7 and 2.

canalily:
for you listing all these ten comman-weak points you are guilty of all @ OP

hahahahahaha lwkmd

My broda, nobody holy pass ooooooo.. If I no dey guilty, how I wan know as e dey go ?

tosyne2much:
hahahahahaha lwkmd

My broda, nobody holy pass ooooooo.. If I no dey guilty, how I wan know as e dey go ?

so you always go church to get new babes? Do you hav bible or you go with best lovers magazine?

tosyne2much:
As A Youth, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of In The Church

1. When the pastor starts preaching against fornication and promiscuity and you are guilty of it, discomfort overwhelms you

2. Virtually everybody in the church are singing a particular song and you don't know it, you start wishing the song could quickly come to an end

3. When the pastor starts preaching against having a girl friend/boyfriend, you start feeling uncomfortable especially when your crush is present in the church, and you are like " this pastor just wan spoil my show sha "

4. When the lady you wish to date is present in the church and the pastor start advising the young ladies not to open their legs for any dude until after marriage, inwardly, you are like "wetin dey worry dis pastor now"

5. When the pastor start preaching against examination malpractice and you are guilty of it, you start feeling uncomfortable

6. When your sunday school teacher starts calling out names for opinion and suggestions, you start feeling a bit nervous because your name might be called

7. After standing tiredlessly and praying for hours, immediately the pastor says " In Jesus name we have prayed" you are so happy that the prayer has come to an end, only for the pastor to continue the prayer

8. Staring at a guy/lady and you got carried away, only for you to forget the prayer point

9. Your pastor calls a Bible verse and within 5 seconds, you start asking the person sitting next to you

10. The pastors are laying hands on people and you are watching them while they fall under anointing, but you are a bit nervous because you might also fall

nd numbr 11, making use of ur phone while service is going on @ op...
u ar guilty of dis shit
nd na hin worst pass, so u need 2 b flogged or u should b in d deliverance section by nw

canalily:
so you always go church to get new babes? Do you hav bible or you go with best lovers magazine?

That's not what I'm guilty of

johnstar:
nd numbr 11, making use of ur phone while service is going on @ op...
u ar guilty of dis shit
nd na hin worst pass, so u need 2 b flogged or u should b in d deliverance section by nw

roflwkmd.. Lmao

With all honesty, could you believe I created this thread while sermon was goin on? **covers face**

ds 1plot of land iz 4sale

6,9,10

That happy moment when the pastor finally says "surely " Am sure everyone is guilty of this

2. Virtually everybody in the church are singing a
particular song and you don't know it, you start
wishing the song could quickly come to an end

6. When your sunday school teacher starts calling
out names for opinion and suggestions, you start
feeling a bit nervous because your name might be
called

I'm guilty of these two

tosyne2much:
As A Youth, Which Of These Are You Guilty Of In The Church

1. When the pastor starts preaching against fornication and promiscuity and you are guilty of it, discomfort overwhelms you

2. Virtually everybody in the church are singing a particular song and you don't know it, you start wishing the song could quickly come to an end

3. When the pastor starts preaching against having a girl friend/boyfriend, you start feeling uncomfortable especially when your crush is present in the church, and you are like " this pastor just wan spoil my show sha "

4. When the lady you wish to date is present in the church and the pastor start advising the young ladies not to open their legs for any dude until after marriage, inwardly, you are like "wetin dey worry dis pastor now"

5. When the pastor start preaching against examination malpractice and you are guilty of it, you start feeling uncomfortable

6. When your sunday school teacher starts calling out names for opinion and suggestions, you start feeling a bit nervous because your name might be called

7. After standing tiredlessly and praying for hours, immediately the pastor says " In Jesus name we have prayed" you are so happy that the prayer has come to an end, only for the pastor to continue the prayer

8. Staring at a guy/lady and you got carried away, only for you to forget the prayer point

9. Your pastor calls a Bible verse and within 5 seconds, you start asking the person sitting next to you

10. The pastors are laying hands on people and you are watching them while they fall under anointing, but you are a bit nervous because you might also fall

that number 9 happen Isaiah 33vs9,ending up asking one sister sitting close to me

Dat 3 and 4!! Na real film oooo!! Guilty as charged! Bt may God help us all youth of nowadays sha!! Hmmmm!!

elipheleh:
None. Op how old you dey? Na pikin dey do these things

As in i wonder hw the post made sense to pple.

7

elipheleh:
None. Op how old you dey? Na pikin dey do these things

what has my age got to do with this ?

just want to make me insult you I wont

elipheleh:
None. Op how old you dey? Na pikin dey do these things

shattap....must you comment if you have nothing to saenobody asked for your pretentious opinion

Abeg who get iPhone 6 chargee for here?

Equado:
shattap....must you comment if you have nothing to saenobody asked for your pretentious opinion

that hypocrite who calls himslef elipheleh no get single brain at all