It was a bright sunny day...I was fatigued and had to get back to the hospital to crash...I quickly boarded a rusty bus...sat at the back...and felt like an oba...I squirmed and squirmed in the seat..trying to get that comfortable position...that was the moment the door slid open and she waltzed in....fair hot damsel I was just wowing.... It was a today na today affair as she sat beside me....the bus began to move and as it was gathering momentum na so I dey gather ginger to yearn the babe....As my head kept booting....sango decided to strike....thunder shook the bus...everyone was screaming except me coz I knew where the strike had originated from...it was a thunder clap from my anal orifice!!...perplexed,confused in a state of shock...mouth agape...I was short of words as their senses started returning they started looking at me one by one...I couldn't apologize coz it would be an open avenue for insults...I couldn't laugh either cause one hefty guy in front fit comot my teeth...I decided to think for a minute that maybe it wasn't me...it was that old woman in the front...soon afterwards I became so convinced that was temporarily safe..that my behind was not a villain...it wasn't till I used the corner of my eye to glance at the yellow chic..that I knew I was the culprit..my anal orifice was guilty of depriving the multitude of their sanity...the human cannonball..the babe was angry I could tell..it was really palpable..even though I wasnt staring I could see dilated veins on her face..like I had killed her family relations...I decided to bone my face..till I reached shika..she slighted before me..hissed and looked me up an down...I quietly bent my head as if praying...reminiscing abt my life before the fart!...when I dropped there was no feeling like that..I was free from the eyes of evil accusers

Hahaha hahaha OP no kill me with laughter abeg. I knw d feeling. Lolz

I believe one day this post would make front page

Loool thank y'all...those weird moments in our lives