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Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Seanixking: 11:06pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
person wey stone catch 4 face m fall down come kick me? Onemansquad cme help me abdg
Do a Double Backflip and Head butt onemansquad, crush and wait for the next victim who gonna taste my yoga style
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by francizy(m): 11:10pm On Nov 11, 2014
kirikiristars:

My blood dey hotttt I need burst bottle for persin head.

How bad market no go dey when you dey burst all your customers head?
**moves 10 meters away from her**
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 11:11pm On Nov 11, 2014
kirikiristars:

My blood dey hotttt I need burst bottle for persin head.
me sef fear o
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 11:13pm On Nov 11, 2014
Seanixking:
Do a Double Backflip and Head butt onemansquad, crush and wait for the next victim who gonna taste my yoga style
*i stood up run to oga d9t7, picks his snipper. Mounted it, zoom on seanixking forehead and i release d devil*
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 11:19pm On Nov 11, 2014
francizy:


How bad market no go dey when you dey burst all your customers head?
**moves 10 meters away from her**
This boy why you dey follow me up and down..I no wan do na by force?
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Seanixking: 11:20pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
*i stood up run to oga d9t7, picks his snipper. Mounted it, zoom on seanixking forehead and i release d devil*
Too late cos i jammed D9ty7 riffle.....walk majestcally to him and gave him an earth shaking uppercut
#Grin devilshly
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 11:29pm On Nov 11, 2014
Seanixking:
Too late cos i jammed D9ty7 riffle.....walk majestcally to him and gave him an earth shaking uppercut
#Grin devilshly
u just step on the tigers tail oga d9t7 shw im wat u gat
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Seanixking: 11:31pm On Nov 11, 2014
Bluestarry:
u just step on the tigers tail oga d9t7 shw im wat u gat
D9ty7 had been captured since, no 1 tu help u now...sey ur last prayer.
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by francizy(m): 11:38pm On Nov 11, 2014
kirikiristars:

This boy why you dey follow me up and down..I no wan do na by force?

Lmao, you must do oh! grin
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by kilokeys(m): 5:38am On Nov 12, 2014
kirikiristars:
Yes ooo let me start with Kilokeys first.

Bia guy, what are you even feeling like? You think you are handsome abi? no worry I go treat your fuckup.

kirikiri.. abi na alagbon.. u be learner o.. ever heard of alcatraz.. dem fit open d place for u o.
i am nt handsome.. i am beautiful grin kiss
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Onemansquad(m): 6:42am On Nov 12, 2014
Seanixking:
Too late cos i jammed D9ty7 riffle.....walk majestcally to him and gave him an earth shaking uppercut
#Grin devilshly
Runs 2 him and gives him 5powaful kungfu panda punches
*and his nose is driping blood *
holds his neck and raise him up and slam him to d ground
*Red eyes*
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by stuff46(m): 6:43am On Nov 12, 2014
Bluestarry:
If u wan fight person , u wan mock person, u wan laugh, slap, kick, point gun, save, u wan chat. Then this is a thread 4 u.
Train urself 2 be a good e warrior.
In that case i hereby demand for the presence of my oga
d9t7
handie
onemansquad
fatalveli
tecno4life
calismart
candy
smallpenis

kilokeys
mention etc
and all the fellows that fight,slap and chat on nairaland.
U r welcome
space booked at the front seat
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Onemansquad(m): 7:08am On Nov 12, 2014
stuff46:

space booked at the front seat
Ma guy u dy book frnt sit 4 warzone
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by stuff46(m): 7:29am On Nov 12, 2014
Onemansquad:

Ma guy u dy book frnt sit 4 warzone

*bent down under my chair and brought out the matchet i kept there minutes age...
Whata you say?
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Fatalveli(m): 7:57am On Nov 12, 2014
undecided*me no go use weapon ooo, my drunken master kung-fu is enough 2 knock u all out* chao ching chi kinzchao pie cha cheng...
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Seanixking: 8:41am On Nov 12, 2014
Onemansquad:

Runs 2 him and gives him 5powaful kungfu panda punches
*and his nose is driping blood *
holds his neck and raise him up and slam him to d ground
*Red eyes*
Arrrgh, u dare hit me onemansquad? Turn around and grab his neck,jack him up..
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 4:24pm On Nov 12, 2014
Seanixking:
Arrrgh, u dare hit me onemansquad? Turn around and grab his neck,jack him up..
*i rush in gives sneanixhking and uppercut* how dare u touch my man
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Seanixking: 9:01pm On Nov 12, 2014
Bluestarry:
*i rush in gives sneanixhking and uppercut* how dare u touch my man
i block and crush down,slide him and give him buhda palm style on his chest...he crash down vomiting blood
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by stuff46(m): 10:15am On Nov 13, 2014
Seanixking:
i block and crush down,slide him and give him buhda palm style on his chest...he crash down vomiting blood
rush in with my first aid box and cleans him up to continue
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Seanixking: 10:43am On Nov 13, 2014
stuff46:

rush in with my first aid box and cleans him up to continue
Carry my Hood and my Berretta and stroll out.
#Mission successful
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Fatalveli(m): 10:58am On Nov 13, 2014
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Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Calismart(m): 11:49am On Nov 13, 2014
I want to use someone as a punching bag here.
Who wan try me?
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Fatalveli(m): 12:02pm On Nov 13, 2014
Calismart:
I want to use someone as a punching bag here.
Who wan try me?
Who u be, u no dey look face....
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by stuff46(m): 3:20pm On Nov 13, 2014
Calismart:
I want to use someone as a punching bag here.
Who wan try me?
how many styles of punch yu sabi
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Calismart(m): 3:40pm On Nov 13, 2014
stuff46:

how many styles of punch yu sabi
hmmm..maybe na you go take test my 365 punch styles
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Calismart(m): 3:42pm On Nov 13, 2014
Fatalveli:
Who u be, u no dey look face....
whaaaat?
A whole me.Take am there
*Two furious upper cots.Fatalveli staggers backwards*
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Fatalveli(m): 4:12pm On Nov 13, 2014
Calismart:

whaaaat?
A whole me.Take am there
*Two furious upper cots.Fatalveli staggers backwards*
Odeshi, u never hear about jonny mad dog
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by stuff46(m): 4:20pm On Nov 13, 2014
Calismart:

hmmm..maybe na you go take test my 365 punch styles
i no sure if you ready to carry your 2handz leave this trend
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 5:43pm On Nov 13, 2014
stuff46:

i no sure if you ready to carry your 2handz leave this trend
*master come in* hey you yes you call every one here training start by 8 pm bring ur gunz all of u
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by stuff46(m): 6:09pm On Nov 13, 2014
Bluestarry:
*master come in* hey you yes you call every one here training start by 8 pm bring ur gunz all of u
me na health care unit i dey but still my 12mm go dey inside my box incase... Loadinq cool
Bluestarry:
*master come in* hey you yes you call every one here training start by 8 pm bring ur gunz all of u
me na health care unit i dey but still my 12mm go dey inside my box incase... Loadinq
Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by onuwaje(m): 8:02pm On Nov 21, 2014
kirikiristars:

My blood dey hotttt I need burst bottle for persin head.

Re: A Thread For The E-warriors by Nobody: 8:45pm On Nov 21, 2014
[quote author=onuwaje post=28229193][/quote]
Hahahahaha honestly you are funny.

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