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How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaw (2) by agarawu23(m): 1:04pm On Nov 13, 2014 |
for those who didn't read the conclusion from part 1, hear u r the speed I took from bola's house to there front gate is not a small kilometer, I am sure ferrari cant speed such within that minutes. as I reach out side, na mallam musa I see staring at me with confusion. bros wetin I dey haffen por inside? he leta asked stretching his neck through the gate but I replied him all his fine even when I knw it wasn't fine because I dont knw the condition of bola's mum who has fainted cos of her closeness to me. but to b sincere, I am not bothered. I start walking towards my house since I have no penny with me but I feel uncomfortable so I turn back to meet musa. me : musa abeg borrow me #200 I go gv u if I come next week. Musa : bros, walai I knw get fa! the pipfy naira I gv u, I knw gv me back. I quickly move closer to him to pet n scoop him because he is the only one that can help for now. musa do u remember fatima wey dey sell kunu for my street dat day bola send u come my house? I will gv u her number if I see her tomorrow. (ofcus he as been disturbing me to help me get the contact of the gal) so with what he heard, his ear raise up like nigeria flag n quickly open his canter n handed me the money. bros, walai I like fatima no b small I go dey wait o ; he said to me shining his goro teeth. I boarded a danfo bus heading to my street because I cant just predict wat actually is happening in my stomach, all the warms and my intestine are all running relay race because I can feel the imbalance in my stomack. who asked u to eat the left over beans? oh God just help ur poor son did I just say help? did u help urself when u were consuming bola's moimoi in addition to the left over beans? an unknown angel asked me, but I am sorry I gat no reply I sat confidently beside a woman carrying a little boy and by my other end is a man huge like batista who fight wrestling, no doubt he must be a bouncer. the bus started moving and nt quilt long my stomach start missing together again en! pls o, not in this public bus. but who can stop a moving train? I drop the first batch it was silent as usual 'feeeeeee ' after few seconds, the bus started smelling spoilt eggs n dead rats. passengers started grumbling n looking at each others face but I didn't made any made any movement to avoid suspension so I concentrated on my snake game on my phone. wetin few minutes, another dropped, wow! same silent sound I smile within me. what drew my attention was d little boy who as started coughing so hard, I managed to ask his mom was wrong with the little boy but to my greatest surprise, his mother said d boy was asthmatic . was my pollution the cause of his difficulty in breathing? I could nt answer myself but as I was trying to adjust to pet the little boy, a bomb dropped and dis time I wasn't lucky, it was a gun shot "frapapa" did I just poo on my boxers? who is there to answer u? lol. the big guy seating next to me look straight into my eyes and I was shivering already because dey all knew it was from my direction . he landed a hot slap on my face and dat was all I could remember. when I woke up to my greatest surprise, I was hospitalized. |
Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaw (2) by babybuzx(f): 1:16pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Cant stop laffing 1 Like |
Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaw (2) by Macclane(m): 2:33pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Soooo sweet. Bt op we made an agreement to mention me when u create anoda story!!! |
Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaw (2) by agarawu23(m): 4:48pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
Macclane:lol How much u go pay me |
Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaw (2) by samzheee(m): 5:03pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
dry! |
Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaw (2) by Macclane(m): 5:16pm On Feb 02, 2016 |
agarawu23: Hhahaha, u be igbo guy abi |
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