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How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaw (2) by agarawu23(m): 1:04pm On Nov 13, 2014
for those who didn't read the conclusion from part 1, hear u r



the speed I took from bola's house to there
front gate is not a small kilometer, I am sure
ferrari cant speed such within that minutes. as
I reach out side, na mallam musa I see staring
at me with confusion. bros wetin I dey haffen
por inside? he leta asked stretching his neck
through the gate but I replied him all his fine
even when I knw it wasn't fine because I dont
knw the condition of bola's mum who has
fainted cos of her closeness to me. but to b
sincere, I am not bothered.
I start walking towards my house since I have
no penny with me but I feel uncomfortable so
I turn back to meet musa.
me : musa abeg borrow me #200 I go gv u if I
come next week.
Musa : bros, walai I knw get fa! the pipfy naira
I gv u, I knw gv me back.
I quickly move closer to him to pet n scoop
him because he is the only one that can help
for now. musa do u remember fatima wey dey
sell kunu for my street dat day bola send u
come my house? I will gv u her number if I
see her tomorrow. (ofcus he as been
disturbing me to help me get the contact of
the gal) so with what he heard, his ear raise up
like nigeria flag n quickly open his canter n
handed me the money. bros, walai I like fatima
no b small I go dey wait o ; he said to me
shining his goro teeth.
I boarded a danfo bus heading to my street
because I cant just predict wat actually is
happening in my stomach, all the warms and
my intestine are all running relay race because
I can feel the imbalance in my stomack. who
asked u to eat the left over beans? oh God just
help ur poor son did I just say help? did u
help urself when u were consuming bola's
moimoi in addition to the left over beans? an
unknown angel asked me, but I am sorry I gat
no reply
I sat confidently beside a woman carrying a
little boy and by my other end is a man huge
like batista who fight wrestling, no doubt he
must be a bouncer.
the bus started moving and nt quilt long my
stomach start missing together again en! pls o,
not in this public bus. but who can stop a
moving train? I drop the first batch it was
silent as usual 'feeeeeee ' after few seconds,
the bus started smelling spoilt eggs n dead
rats. passengers started grumbling n looking at
each others face but I didn't made any made
any movement to avoid suspension so I
concentrated on my snake game on my phone.
wetin few minutes, another dropped, wow!
same silent sound I smile within me. what
drew my attention was d little boy who as
started coughing so hard, I managed to ask his
mom was wrong with the little boy but to my
greatest surprise, his mother said d boy was
asthmatic . was my pollution the cause of his
difficulty in breathing? I could nt answer
myself but as I was trying to adjust to pet the
little boy, a bomb dropped and dis time I
wasn't lucky, it was a gun shot "frapapa" did I
just poo on my boxers? who is there to answer
u? lol.
the big guy seating next to me look straight
into my eyes and I was shivering already
because dey all knew it was from my
direction . he landed a hot slap on my face
and dat was all I could remember.
when I woke up to my greatest surprise,





















I was hospitalized.
Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaw (2) by babybuzx(f): 1:16pm On Feb 02, 2016
Cant stop laffing

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Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaw (2) by Macclane(m): 2:33pm On Feb 02, 2016
Soooo sweet.
Bt op we made an agreement to mention me when u create anoda story!!!grin
Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaw (2) by agarawu23(m): 4:48pm On Feb 02, 2016
Macclane:
Soooo sweet.

Bt op we made an agreement to mention me when u create anoda story!!!grin
lol
How much u go pay me grin
Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaw (2) by samzheee(m): 5:03pm On Feb 02, 2016
dry!
Re: How I Embarrassed Myself In Front Of My Inlaw (2) by Macclane(m): 5:16pm On Feb 02, 2016
agarawu23:
lol How much u go pay me grin

Hhahaha, u be igbo guy abi

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