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| The Most Gruesome Death! by Arcani: 7:29pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
There was a long, long line of spirits at the gate waiting to get into heaven. Not all these spirits could fit into heaven, so the ones who died the worst death would be allowed in. The first man in line started telling his story, "Well, Peter, you see, I knew that my wife was cheating on me so I decided to come home early from work one day to catch them in action. I got home and searched all over but I couldn't find him. Then when I walked out onto the balcony, there he was dangling off the darn thing by his fingertips. So I ran and got a hammer then started beating him with it and he fell. Well, the fall didn't kill him, because he landed in a bush so I picked up the refrigerator and threw it on him. Although that killed him, the strain gave me a heart attack, and here I am." The next man came up and started his story. "St. Peter, I always work out on my balcony on the 14th floor of my apartment building. I was on my bike one day and I fell off when it flipped. I sailed over the rail and I thought ''Please God spare my life" and he did. I caught on to a balcony below me. I was even happier when a man discovered me hanging there. But all of a sudden he started beating my hands with a hammer so I fell again. But the dear Lord saved me again when I landed in a bush. But I'm here now because the guy threw his refrigerator on top of me." It was now the third guy's turn to start his story. "Well, Peter, just picture this. I'm hiding butt naked in this married chick''s refrigerator, " |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by krama(m): 8:29pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
. . .  |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by Tgirl4real(f): 11:54pm On Nov 24, 2008 |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by sima(f): 1:02am On Nov 25, 2008 |
@topic i need to pee  |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by Gabry(f): 5:57am On Nov 25, 2008 |
Just pee away naa. Its not like youre not wearing any diapers.  |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by sima(f): 6:01am On Nov 25, 2008 |
actually i didnt. . remember u wore it instead . . momma said i've outgrown it |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by Gabry(f): 6:03am On Nov 25, 2008 |
Naaaa. . . I can see your bom bom shape. U are still wearing it  |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by sima(f): 11:41pm On Nov 25, 2008 |
i forgot to remove d last one  |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by Arcani: 2:35pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
Dirty girl |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by Azo(m): 2:49pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
roflmao |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by romsky: 2:55pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
lubbish |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by spenchuks(m): 3:09pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
@ arcani babygirl how u dey |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by tosinadeda: 7:48pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
cooool |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by spenchuks(m): 8:04pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
na which planet u fall from?  |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by tosinadeda: 8:05pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
spenchuks: who |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by spenchuks(m): 8:08pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
that guy wey ask who  |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by tosinadeda: 8:10pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
spenchuks: who ask who |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by spenchuks(m): 8:16pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
the guy wey ask who ask who |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by tosinadeda: 8:23pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
u no get jare who u say who ask who? |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by spenchuks(m): 8:27pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
the person wey just talk who u say who ask who |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by tosinadeda: 8:32pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
spenchuks: oooh so na ursef u dey ask question since |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by spenchuks(m): 8:34pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
na the person wey dey ask question i dey ask question |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by tosinadeda: 8:42pm On Nov 26, 2008 |
who dey ask question |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by clemcykul(f): 12:05pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
na hin shadow he dey ask na , . . . okay spen its time to go to yaba, get inside the car |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by mykali(m): 3:27pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
long story. |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by eslynera(f): 3:42pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
lol u think thats long? u shuld visit other jokes  |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by romsky: 4:36pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
lyk urs |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by mykali(m): 4:40pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
i didnt mean the joke is long. clemcykul: that was what i was referring to. |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by spenchuks(m): 5:06pm On Nov 27, 2008 |
see mykali oo wey be honourable member of yaba left dey point leprous fingers on me  |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by Arcani: 4:12pm On Nov 29, 2008 |
Babyboy Spen I dey o. No mind baby goat Mykali [font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font] |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by spenchuks(m): 7:31pm On Nov 29, 2008 |
no mind mykolo jare. na everytime the guy dey Bleep up i hope say no skin pain |
| Re: The Most Gruesome Death! by sholabanke(m): 7:38pm On Nov 29, 2008 |
all of u keep quiet |
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