Table Leg :

Who are you?!

dont ask me wu i am if ur on 2go add and stop asking questions.....smh

I tot naira land wil b a cool spot wif dope rappers dunno its jst a site wif bully's if u dont unda stnd dem jst tel me ill explain dan bragin cuz am a newbee?:-/ dats not how thingz are don u supox 2 unda stnd-------sha i gIve ma shoUt ouTs 2 people dat undastood me .....tanx y'all ....plz if ur on 2gO add me "eMMz01"---if u say am wack den no shit jst c/o me and deN whOop me and show me hoW its done:............smH

DARKSMOKE: I tot naira land wil b a cool spot wif dope rappers dunno its jst a site wif bully's if u dont unda stnd dem jst tel me ill explain dan bragin cuz am a newbee?:-/ dats not how thingz are don u supox 2 unda stnd-------sha i gIve ma shoUt ouTs 2 people dat undastood me .....tanx y'all ....plz if ur on 2gO add me "eMMz01"---if u say am wack den no shit jst c/o me and deN whOop me and show me hoW its done:............smH

i meant dO-PE rappers ---twas a typo erro

u're very funny dude...It ain't 'April' but I be Huntin 'Fools'/
...drop something new....cos am like a 'new movie' wen ffuckin ur Chick......am 'cummin Soon'/
I drop 'Hot bars',so dis 'polymer' NAIRA cant withstand the 'heat'/..A retardd he is/
..this is 'text battle'...and 'DJ' is surely useless without the 'Beat'/
like em tour de france.I run the streets/u kip replyin me,yet u aint gettin no credit,..u ffuckin Bbitch/
u fink u've gat the chances of stoppin me?/ur name is like 'Drake And Josh'(DJ)........what a funny Nick/
and wen it comes to 'paper',u're 'Broke',..but all ur 'Bones'are Intact/and if u flow at this man?u'l be Blown...An Instant/
cus ur flows are fillers/...so watch me put ur 'Case to a rest'........'Old Barrister'/
u wack,..u only 'Defend ppussies'....I sud call u lawyer for BBitches/
U wunt still 'take me out' like 'Dates'....even if u have Biggies' 'Ghost,write' ur Lyrics/
I stunt on this/,but who is this common pig?...cus wen it comes to 'cash'.....I gat Hundies/
u can kip throwin punches/...but I'll suggest u watch ur 'income',cos its like 'Wayne's Group'......'Young Money'/
MIKUZ gat d 'beat it' line,u sudnt bite the finger dat feeds u/am a 'Driver' to this 'Nut',.....Screw you/
This newbie is Ill,Dude/...I'll show u true 'Achmed the Terrorist',....I'll KEE YOU/
cus i Gat a Silly-Aim/...for killin-lames like U,..finkin they are Really-Great/
like a 'fat bbitch in Tight jeans'...i'l 'Rip this Thread',...just to put heat to this Fake/
ur bars are more 'stretched out' like 'Limouzines'/....am Quick to 'tear ur lungs' like Nicoutine/
cus we didnt mean 'masturbationn' wen we asked u to do your 'Thing'/
of cos I'll alwas cover this 'Son' like 'Eclipse'/and if he 'Cummm again',then i'l bust his 'Testis'/
cos if hes 'stackin Bricks'?Then he must be playin a Game of 'Tetris'/
u fink ur posts on this thread makes sense?...u must be dreamin and u better Wake,please/...or I lace-kicks/
if we quit beef and exchange fists/...am sure u'll 'take off' like a 'Spaceship'/
learn how to 'punch' ya opponent,dis is 'BEEF'....not a 'Cypher'/
u fink u're a rapper?/...if i see u 'Roll around the World',....u must be 'michellin Tyres'/
all u can drop is a max of 10 Bars/cus in dis 'Rap Game',u are the 'TAILS',so put ur 'Head'Back/
or i'l Send slaps til ur Neck crack/...can u even believed I replied ya Beef while Playing Cards?/.....SMH
u're no 'patch' on me,nigguh...unless its ur 'lazy Eye'/so wen i diss u with Crazy styles/..
u'll 'Grope for the doorway' like I just Stole the Baby's Light/
the 'Joke' wanna beef a 'DDope'/ am sure u'l 'Choke' 4rm d rhymes that I 'Quote'/
ask me 2 check out ya lines b4 u 'Post'/...cos u wudnt still be 'Fresh' even if ur Brain was 'Soap'/
so I Slaughter d homie,Dig his Grave/'ID' him as 'Remains',cus he'l still be 'Stupid' even if he has '2' Brains/..So i be KILLING LAMES
so no need for 'Wild Animals' to maul this 'J'/....cus '5 BUCKS' is just a 'CHICKEN CHANGE'/.............TKO if u Digg

Finally goin on xmaz break today............gonna be dwoppin more Shîts..........Mikuz,Dj5naira,Sleak my man,,,i see ya'l

Pls I need u Guys to drop comments on my Beef with DJ5NAIRA,am done replying him,but He wudnt Stop if u Guys keep Mute,pls just drop ur own opinion on who has d tighter verse.I'll Appreciate...THANKS

Dj5naira I don't see any improvement in the rubbish you keep penning day in day out. Same old trash. Those wey dey say you be this and that just dey pull your legs.

Anyways Sleakid don improve sha. Atleast his rhymes are now readable; in contrast to the monosyllabic generic humdrum he used to feed us with. Think I'm a good tutor

Little one . . .
Igwe of lyrics . . .

No need to mix names with gimmicks/ but its no myth I'm the Igwe of lyrics/
I wonder how Sleak can do wordies with force and distance . . . . . . when he failed his physics!/

This rap commodore spew with true skills/ ma dop3 drops bruise his goodwill/
I'm an 'Iris' tutor . . cos I flow to school these 'pupils'!/

Hes just a hapless pagan/ tryna jam heads with satan/
how can Dj5naira claim hes Khalid . . when he aint a Palestinian?/

I'm phucking fine ashas/ with the best sex pos. . . call it pile driver/
like Robert,DeeJay can't go Green . . when his worth is five naira!/

Rappers who test get blown into shreds/ the last cat got closer and bled/
My hustler raps were like KRS-ONE . . they were OVER YA HEAD!/

I got raps in numbers to floss/ but this fuck3r is lost/
Olatilo raps . . If I got a B.C. (Bisi) flow . . thats cos I'm the BOSs!/

My style is scarce like rare commodities/ spits global . . foreign policies/
I'm so clever . . .
. . . that even the liverpool player couldnt match up to my Sterling qualities!/

I get frequent call ups from record labels/ cos I spew lines that burn cables/
hes claiming a DJ but like Christ at the Temple . . . we've never seen him turn tables!!/

I just feel for him/ cos Dj is just a mishievous wimp/
'Filching rims' the only time we'll ever see him on the 'wheels of steel'!!!/

Its quite obvious he spits garbage/ rhyming chocolate with crash late/
cos If 8 is eight . . then Dj5naira is stark fake!/

ILLScripts: Pls I need u Guys to drop comments on my Beef with DJ5NAIRA,am done replying him,but He wudnt Stop if u Guys keep Mute,pls just drop ur own opinion on who has d tighter verse.I'll Appreciate...THANKS

Its like you na dey hear word. E be like you be deaf!
Better start comparing yaself to the likes of Ema Prince and Ibime cos na there ya level dey(I'm above sha). You just dey waste bars ontop that Dj head.;DJ5naira is stark WACK!!!
stop replying him. Find someone else. Ibime preferably ; Thats if you want end ya Nairaland rap career.

ILLScripts: u're very funny dude...It ain't 'April' but I be Huntin 'Fools'/
...drop something new....cos am like a 'new movie' wen ffuckin ur Chick......am 'cummin Soon'/
I drop 'Hot bars',so dis 'polymer' NAIRA cant withstand the 'heat'/..A retardd he is/
..this is 'text battle'...and 'DJ' is surely useless without the 'Beat'/
like em tour de france.I run the streets/u kip replyin me,yet u aint gettin no credit,..u ffuckin Bbitch/
u fink u've gat the chances of stoppin me?/ur name is like 'Drake And Josh'(DJ)........what a funny Nick/
and wen it comes to 'paper',u're 'Broke',..but all ur 'Bones'are Intact/and if u flow at this man?u'l be Blown...An Instant/
cus ur flows are fillers/...so watch me put ur 'Case to a rest'........'Old Barrister'/
u wack,..u only 'Defend ppussies'....I sud call u lawyer for BBitches/
U wunt still 'take me out' like 'Dates'....even if u have Biggies' 'Ghost,write' ur Lyrics/
I stunt on this/,but who is this common pig?...cus wen it comes to 'cash'.....I gat Hundies/
u can kip throwin punches/...but I'll suggest u watch ur 'income',cos its like 'Wayne's Group'......'Young Money'/
MIKUZ gat d 'beat it' line,u sudnt bite the finger dat feeds u/am a 'Driver' to this 'Nut',.....Screw you/
This newbie is Ill,Dude/...I'll show u true 'Achmed the Terrorist',....I'll KEE YOU/
cus i Gat a Silly-Aim/...for killin-lames like U,..finkin they are Really-Great/
like a 'fat bbitch in Tight jeans'...i'l 'Rip this Thread',...just to put heat to this Fake/
ur bars are more 'stretched out' like 'Limouzines'/....am Quick to 'tear ur lungs' like Nicoutine/
cus we didnt mean 'masturbationn' wen we asked u to do your 'Thing'/
of cos I'll alwas cover this 'Son' like 'Eclipse'/and if he 'Cummm again',then i'l bust his 'Testis'/
cos if hes 'stackin Bricks'?Then he must be playin a Game of 'Tetris'/
u fink ur posts on this thread makes sense?...u must be dreamin and u better Wake,please/...or I lace-kicks/
if we quit beef and exchange fists/...am sure u'll 'take off' like a 'Spaceship'/
learn how to 'punch' ya opponent,dis is 'BEEF'....not a 'Cypher'/
u fink u're a rapper?/...if i see u 'Roll around the World',....u must be 'michellin Tyres'/
all u can drop is a max of 10 Bars/cus in dis 'Rap Game',u are the 'TAILS',so put ur 'Head'Back/
or i'l Send slaps til ur Neck crack/...can u even believed I replied ya Beef while Playing Cards?/.....SMH
u're no 'patch' on me,nigguh...unless its ur 'lazy Eye'/so wen i diss u with Crazy styles/..
u'll 'Grope for the doorway' like I just Stole the Baby's Light/
the 'Joke' wanna beef a 'DDope'/ am sure u'l 'Choke' 4rm d rhymes that I 'Quote'/
ask me 2 check out ya lines b4 u 'Post'/...cos u wudnt still be 'Fresh' even if ur Brain was 'Soap'/
so I Slaughter d homie,Dig his Grave/'ID' him as 'Remains',cus he'l still be 'Stupid' even if he has '2' Brains/..So i be KILLING LAMES
so no need for 'Wild Animals' to maul this 'J'/....cus '5 BUCKS' is just a 'CHICKEN CHANGE'/.............TKO if u Digg

Oboy where did this guy come from?
Choi . . . !!
See punches,see flow,see delivery,see the way he was dropping it with the beat!! Jesus Christ! Guy you should battle Ibime. Mehn!!. Oh my God !! What tha hell!
See lines!!!!

kerijay: Finally goin on xmaz break today............gonna be dwoppin more Shîts..........Mikuz,Dj5naira,Sleak my man,,,i see ya'l

hafa

ILLScripts: u're very funny dude...It ain't 'April' but I be Huntin 'Fools'/
...drop something new....cos am like a 'new movie' wen ffuckin ur Chick......am 'cummin Soon'/
I drop 'Hot bars',so dis 'polymer' NAIRA cant withstand the 'heat'/..A retardd he is/
..this is 'text battle'...and 'DJ' is surely useless without the 'Beat'/
like em tour de france.I run the streets/u kip replyin me,yet u aint gettin no credit,..u ffuckin Bbitch/
u fink u've gat the chances of stoppin me?/ur name is like 'Drake And Josh'(DJ)........what a funny Nick/

*faints thrice*

Oboy see creativity !!!!!!

Wheres' Ibime?

ILLScripts: cus ur flows are fillers/...so watch me put ur 'Case to a rest'........'Old Barrister'/

Damn!!!!

chai walahi! dis ILLscriptz na TYSON D BUTCHER, hurling beef wit punches. . .DJ5NAIRA, u culd simply beg him 2stop. . .dis is daeth 4 u @its peak!
ILLscriptz so far,since d beefing started, has been d best!. .buh i hope 2 conquer d nigguh!

mikuz:

Oboy where did this guy come from?
Choi . . . !!
See punches,see flow,see delivery,see the way he was dropping it with the beat!! Jesus Christ! Guy you should battle Ibime. Mehn!!. Oh my God !! What tha hell!
See lines!!!!

I appreciate ur comments mayne,and I bow for ur DDopeness...I saw ur Lines Too

ok...it's official. An open call out to any of you netcees . P.S:only dudes who've posted do.pe in ffr o

ILLScripts: u're very funny dude...It ain't 'April' but I be Huntin 'Fools'/
...drop something new....cos am like a 'new movie' wen ffuckin ur Chick......am 'cummin Soon'/
I drop 'Hot bars',so dis 'polymer' NAIRA cant withstand the 'heat'/..A retardd he is/
..this is 'text battle'...and 'DJ' is surely useless without the 'Beat'/
like em tour de france.I run the streets/u kip replyin me,yet u aint gettin no credit,..u ffuckin Bbitch/
u fink u've gat the chances of stoppin me?/ur name is like 'Drake And Josh'(DJ)........what a funny Nick/
and wen it comes to 'paper',u're 'Broke',..but all ur 'Bones'are Intact/and if u flow at this man?u'l be Blown...An Instant/
cus ur flows are fillers/...so watch me put ur 'Case to a rest'........'Old Barrister'/
u wack,..u only 'Defend ppussies'....I sud call u lawyer for BBitches/
U wunt still 'take me out' like 'Dates'....even if u have Biggies' 'Ghost,write' ur Lyrics/
I stunt on this/,but who is this common pig?...cus wen it comes to 'cash'.....I gat Hundies/
u can kip throwin punches/...but I'll suggest u watch ur 'income',cos its like 'Wayne's Group'......'Young Money'/
MIKUZ gat d 'beat it' line,u sudnt bite the finger dat feeds u/am a 'Driver' to this 'Nut',.....Screw you/
This newbie is Ill,Dude/...I'll show u true 'Achmed the Terrorist',....I'll KEE YOU/
cus i Gat a Silly-Aim/...for killin-lames like U,..finkin they are Really-Great/
like a 'fat bbitch in Tight jeans'...i'l 'Rip this Thread',...just to put heat to this Fake/
ur bars are more 'stretched out' like 'Limouzines'/....am Quick to 'tear ur lungs' like Nicoutine/
cus we didnt mean 'masturbationn' wen we asked u to do your 'Thing'/
of cos I'll alwas cover this 'Son' like 'Eclipse'/and if he 'Cummm again',then i'l bust his 'Testis'/
cos if hes 'stackin Bricks'?Then he must be playin a Game of 'Tetris'/
u fink ur posts on this thread makes sense?...u must be dreamin and u better Wake,please/...or I lace-kicks/
if we quit beef and exchange fists/...am sure u'll 'take off' like a 'Spaceship'/
learn how to 'punch' ya opponent,dis is 'BEEF'....not a 'Cypher'/
u fink u're a rapper?/...if i see u 'Roll around the World',....u must be 'michellin Tyres'/
all u can drop is a max of 10 Bars/cus in dis 'Rap Game',u are the 'TAILS',so put ur 'Head'Back/
or i'l Send slaps til ur Neck crack/...can u even believed I replied ya Beef while Playing Cards?/.....SMH
u're no 'patch' on me,nigguh...unless its ur 'lazy Eye'/so wen i diss u with Crazy styles/..
u'll 'Grope for the doorway' like I just Stole the Baby's Light/
the 'Joke' wanna beef a 'DDope'/ am sure u'l 'Choke' 4rm d rhymes that I 'Quote'/
ask me 2 check out ya lines b4 u 'Post'/...cos u wudnt still be 'Fresh' even if ur Brain was 'Soap'/
so I Slaughter d homie,Dig his Grave/'ID' him as 'Remains',cus he'l still be 'Stupid' even if he has '2' Brains/..So i be KILLING LAMES
so no need for 'Wild Animals' to maul this 'J'/....cus '5 BUCKS' is just a 'CHICKEN CHANGE'/.............TKO if u Digg

Really what's nairaland turning into...... Home or royal-rap dopeness??

Since I can't post verses because of pyguru, I'll just post punchlines

If the devil smokes weed, then I'm as ddope as hell

I'm far from nice like tony payne/
They wondering how I keep my shit dope like I swallowed ccocaine/
I cut your ears off and throw em in the toilet/
So you can "listen to my sshit" and then applaud my dopeness/

kerijay: Finally goin on xmaz break today............gonna be dwoppin more Shîts..........Mikuz,Dj5naira,Sleak my man,,,i see ya'l

bros ℓ̊ see U̶̲̥̅̊ man

mikuz u dan dey grow wings dey sharp mouth anyhow abi?
Lol...
Quick one
My lyrics top chart-and-stumble/
cause his heart-to-crumble/ like it’s carved-in-rubble/
Flow so sick he gets dropped in oceans for SHARKS-TO-FFUCK him/
Talking bout rims/ when he barely spit iller than khim/
Ya scriptin modes shows we dont feel you/
But apparently, now its time to kill you/
plus bring the real you back to nairaland with DRASTIC-and-SICK-DROPS/
He gets subjected to the heat like thermo PLASTICS-IN-GIFT-SHOPS/
I’ll flex his "BACK INTO CRISS-CROSS" like
ELASTICS-IN-SLING-SHOTS/
den i "GRACE HIS TOMBS ETERNAL WISH"/
With this "BLADE" i'll GROOM YA MURDER BBITCH"/
Getting your neck "tipped off" like "BREAKING NEWS" and presidential speech/
See, I’m DIRECTING FISTS TO DOMES/
Cos lines shows am DISECTING, RIPPING- BONES"/
quickly open yah "back" like "mobile repairers FIXING-PHONES"/
Mikuz' getting hammered and slaughtered/
for spittin trash and having himself flattered/
Its show time yah "corpse will drown in coast tides"/
And physically or spiritually am realer than u in both-sides/
Your talent is like a toddler's ppussy, its realy-dry/
And the way u flow off-point is worth asking-why/
No way to Beat sleak's rhymes son/
U culdnt compare this lil freestyle with yah ddopest one/
what is this nerd even saying/
Or he thinks ffr is where kids come and start playing?/
Its no lies/ u once said "under ya very nose, i'l school the pupil off ya eyes"/
Now ur an "IRIS TUTOR" cos u school these "pupils"/
Aint tryna stress the beef/
but between the two lines, what is the diff./
We all know ur getting exhausted with ya spew/
cos u hardly come up with something new/
Someone please advise this nerd to get a BENEFIT PLAN/
cos his cyphers show less life than a h.i.v infected clan/
oNe

Illscript ℓ̊ felt ya last bars.
Ill one ninja

Bring beef and u get smoked now/
This rap game is like a CIRCLE OF CLOWNS they all JOKING AROUND/
Sleak's sick lines put u on medication/
While ma sshit is tight like niggers suffering from constipation/
Illscript is really sick/
No homo, but this prince is cummin fresher than will smith's ddick/
Dis me and u get blazed/
Like I'm on a social network on planet mars, u better give MYSPACE/

Nosa

ILLScripts: Pls I need u Guys to drop comments on my Beef with DJ5NAIRA,am done replying him,but He wudnt Stop if u Guys keep Mute,pls just drop ur own opinion on who has d tighter verse.I'll Appreciate...THANKS

You think so?

mikuz: I don't see any improvement

blind Kenshi.

mikuz:
DJ5naira WACK!!!

...only when he's famished.

e-Iceberg:
dis is daeth 4 u @its peak!

Sure it is, pure 'dirt' !

ILLScripts:

I appreciate ur comments

Thankful?/ for what these dweebs say 'bout you?/ don't be that Grate Fool/ cuz the s.hit you pop, real heads will attest . . . were plain bull/
Recyclin' his aqueous Scripts . . . only then he 'drops somethin' new' !/ still the same sweet nothings . . . like 2 lovers whispers . in honeymoon/
And won't punch hotlines . . . even if ILL go ahead and boil Scripts/
Im dexterous with scissors . . . watch me shred Scripts in 'bits' !/ plus im fly . . . so he stays stunted on ground 'runnin' the streetz' !/
The mean chaps' gettin' only credits . . . cuz his raps are average/ and i'd make this Son stand still . . . like those Isrealites on rampage/
My last blows left his face badly damaged/ so when he claims he Raps . . . 'tis only a P.0.P bandage/
The dude is diabetic . . . he lackIn Sult/
Even with multi-search engines . . . his nick showin' no result/
Toy soldier/ I make the b.itch squirt blood . . . if he Come closer/
Glued to poverty . . . Stuckbroker!/
You won't ball . . . takin' lessons from Chamakh/
The sound of ma fist on your lower jaw . . . only time they WHACK!/
And for these wasps . . . my land missiles would take 'em down/
Dent ya cheek . . . the way RiRi was bashed by Chris Brown/
Caught him with Big L.ines . . . only then the MJ admit he 'Bit It' !/ phuckin' driver, even the cars he cruisin' . . . he steals it/
Psycho-terrorist . . the way I 'Hack Merd' !/ + new bees buzzin' on FFR thread/
Ima lion head . . . you, C.ock Tail/ I scribe facts . . . but yours, folk tale/ plus I bring steel beef . . . you, vegetable pottage!/
Nursery rhymes all you got . . . what you kinda gotten into/ dumb brickhead . . . with yo kindergaten info/
Your flows won't be this Aquafresh . . . unless 'tis that toothpaste/ hes closin' shop . . . cuz his barz liquidate/ like I split his chin in half . . . leavin' the Innocent two-faced!/
Im prudent/ but 'tis silly and s.tupid . . . when this Foo Leash aim/ he such a rodent/
And hes lame/ so i'd damage the pupil's iris . . . . when this Stu Dent!!/
And for the Sissy rapper . . . and his Bisi raps/ when I say I Khalid . . . I mean im that intelligent chap/ that could rip his ego . . . with sentiments apart!/
Weird emcee, surely i'd end his chapter/ cummin' on Nokia screens . . . only time hes 'phuckin' Ashas' !/
And I only go green . . . if I envy his master/ cuz him to me is like . . . a son to a father/
Im groomin' Heir, so the only thing o'er ma head . . . is a clipper/
I spit frees/ with ease/ the hustler rapper strugglin' . . . solicitin' bills from Muma Gees/
So 'tis Akpu santana . . . when he says he got 'Raps in numbers' !/
Style scarce? like Fuel? . . . that's a Sub Seedy matter/
Koni Koni lies . . . we know this Jay aint so Klever/
And you'd never flow Hot . . . sippin' chelsea dry gin/ like liverpool . . . you stay twelfth in this FFRankin/ always come short . . . like Kirk Franklin/
Wearin' stevie wonder glasses . . . + they possess ray charles mind/
His Bartimeus clique will never see me turn tables . . . they all blind!/
No Pro Verbs, no Con-fidence . . . DUMB, even in ya subconscious mind/
No Need 4 Speed/ when I run over mike with ma wheels of steel!/
A d.ope cat/ these mice on skates . . . i'd be crunchin' this meals on wheels/ till I grow fat/
He got diabetes like ILLScripts/ ants gather round his phlegm when he spit/
Listen to his cold spoof beats . . . you'd know he just fakin' Hits!/

Illscripts is a ffucking biter. Wackster