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Re: Flow For Rank by obainojazz(m): 2:22pm On Jun 20, 2015
WARRIBLOOD:
really.. obionojaz what as come over you..?
You speak to the Kow.this way... cus he his doper than you..
Ah boy stop hating.. even your OLD PAL died a fool
Knowing you ain't from is sperm.. ah just uncover the truth
king of wacktards....go and sleep...you need it...hair kill t
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 2:32pm On Jun 20, 2015
obainojazz:
king of wacktards....go and sleep...you need it...hair kill t
Lol.. you can never be me!!!
Re: Flow For Rank by airmark(m): 5:41pm On Jun 20, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:


i won't say airmark is dumb/ but he kept dissing me, even when max was gone/
but this man don old, he shoulda left that since, long/
childish mod! Where did you get ya nick from?/
you still dey play MK at ur age ...... cos we all know, that's where EMMACK is from/

max

How many times will i tell you, dont be like tom/ya slowly, ya dumb/
like bill you vanish anytime ma moniker comes/

last time i crashed you, mild rebuking/your rap operating system gat rebooting/now your lines are improving/
In 2 years you should become galant like Mitsubishi!!!/

when i attack, dude, am stinging/ninjas clapping, you are weeping/
when they tell you 'vet', you should examine your bland writtens!!!/

Elymaxiimus, guy, you are lazy/you once rhymed two lines with same thing/

You so useless like second 'I' in your naming!!!/

Your true pics in big pixels/you hardly move, pr1ck in prison cells/can't see competition in you, all i see is meek EL!!!/

Kid going banana, i decide to drop peels/u slip, cry to mummy/you just learnt how best to keep your stinking mouth from running!!!/

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Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 6:58pm On Jun 20, 2015
Dusting off rust. . . .


Before you beef me, think properly/
I’m from a different world like Bill Cosby/
Yokozuna banzai drop. . . . I’m finna catch a big body/
They’ll put flowers on the ground. . . like you King Joffre/
Whether you rule in Westeros. . . or Zamunda. . . that’s a twin homi!/
I fire chrome/ and launch a javelin in your parietal bone/
My aim precise. . . niggas know the King’s landing. . . . when they see the iron thrown!/
I hold my Mojo/ from Rome to Togo/
Yakuzas pledge loyalty from Tokyo to Kyoto/
If it’s beef . . . I ride slow with the gat . . . till I scope the hómo/
That means. . . I 'circle with the arrow'. . . like the Volvo logo/
I’m in the V.I.P with niggas who hold dagger/
DJ spinning tunes. . . . but I’m no dancer/
A nigga scuff my new shoes. . . then tried to blow grammar/
I caught him by the jugular. . . like throat cancer/
then pulled the chrome hammer/. . . . and fücked the party up. . . . like Saraki and Dogara!/
If it’s beef. . . . move back and slide/
Cos when the tools blast, goons have to hide/
I seen niggas mock Ibi. . . and fools laugh with pride/
They act Shaggy. . . .but when I pull gats. . . dudes pacified/
Claiming "it wasn’t me". . . .when they see my boombastic side/


Time

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Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 7:04pm On Jun 20, 2015
this Kong got nothing to offer/ he's like oedis jonny the pauper/ tha borin hoe dawg lad/
cos like . . .frustrated church members. .mark wl be running to alter!!!/

nobody wows wen d funky bro drop bars/
I heard he's poor. .I wonder how he barely cope/
the deadly foe/ shud be scrutinized like Wesley poe/
Dairis nothing different . .from.im and Alison madueke.
$0 it's obvious he wl be getting probe!!!/

he shud jst start practicing kung fu like jet lee show/
am making money . . .and d vet grew upset/
airmark. . .is rich? is like am.trying subject/
cos he's wretched than a Germany oghet/
and sayin mark is makin wave on air. . .it's jst like a flying object!!!/

am coming wit every qoons/ . . .to.slay the deadly foool/
cos it's surely true/ wen we say mark is "woman wrapper" known to be licking teddy's shoe/

#YOLO

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Re: Flow For Rank by obesemf(m): 8:00pm On Jun 20, 2015
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Re: Flow For Rank by airmark(m): 8:19pm On Jun 20, 2015
richommie:

show/
am making money . . .and d vet grew upset/
airmark. . .is rich? is like am.trying subject/

Dear f00l be strong/loser, exile is where you belong/
its better you write hand over notes before I clear you with gongs!!!/

You said I am poor, I read that in my my Volkswagen variant/
live 200 years , ya life savings cant/afford it, even if you consistently having daily fast!!!/


sorry i don't do lengthy talks with novice/I grind and walk with rich hommies/
kid, what tha fvck is richommie?/ you should be learning how to spell, everything is not bout indommie!!!/

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Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 9:04pm On Jun 20, 2015
hahahahaha indommie nuccas

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Re: Flow For Rank by Geoxpress(m): 11:44pm On Jun 20, 2015
Against a guy named prince.
time and again I face ds dude/only fr him to get his faces bruised/ya I said his faces dudes/cus I already damaged it.. times nw I've split his face in two!/bt dts nt d line to break ds fool/errtin be so shady dude/wen I spray d nukes/and wen u get shot by my slim baby,u gon feel like u hailey dude!!/ Bleep him! he a rodent wu bleats/he gt so many p in his name,bt is nt a problem 2 gees!/ shots 2 ur chest tell u I'm a heart breaker/and 1 shot to ur head? ur brain goes 2 d ground... job of an excavator!!/ nd his future? it goes off with the wind nd/I don't tink he got goals or real plans/he be poor in life and real bad/he won't be big cus he already became d fan of a lil man/(hes a fan of lil Wayne) touch his neck nd his head pops in two/leads all in queue/ bouncers step in,ten body u/he runs,bt I bring out those tecs or pistols/then leave d scene bloody red wen I catch up with u!!/(ketchup) ...... they say hes d light of d FAM.. as in d son's bringing hope?/ Lmao what a silly joke/they just really hope/this guy dt claims younger Dan 16,be feeling pope?/smh I'l so shoot and kill ds kid,ruining his chances of being GOAT!!!/ ur weak,and ma guns r real/our last bout,like d seeker u got struck by d hot agiel/nw we r here again.. battling u is like a military face off,it gives. me mre point and kill!!/ his last bout? he was an ingrate/d king had ds bastard, prince behind his bars,like Sebastian in reign!!/ He be dead his corps gone, cus he wasn't found on time/so ironic he dying again, wen d doc says its a rematch of life!!/ Go to trg; group of Wack that's where u belong u Wack man/ Nt even on d dopes road cus u Wack man!,bt me? I've been on d lane so much,nigs call me Superman!!/(Lois lane) Nigg be lik Wayne, I Got Diamonds In My Teeth So All My Words Are Precious.. Wtf? This a punchline to u? U Wack bastard?/smh lemme teach u wat I've mastered/a punch is life blasting/smetin lik.. My flow so hard,it takes 2 lives... U and ur life jacket! !!/
Re: Flow For Rank by zionnelson(m): 2:21am On Jun 21, 2015
ain't renowned yet!/ buh believe me, am here to set moi priorities right!/.... ma flows coming so tight/even 'naira' landers gv reps to me like a god wf dier tithe/ yh! certainly av gat more puns rendering than Pamela Anderson/OK I kill 'em no prints.call me some mo'fuccking simpson.



flow-for-rank/so like vandalized pipe I leave dz niccurs Mk DM blow-for-tank/ when we killing-vets/dem b wetting-beds/ slayed d giants...n dey kip chasing-birds..........



typing dz shii was forced like some fucking bolts in some V nuts/......
Re: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 8:53am On Jun 21, 2015
airmark:


Dear f00l be strong/loser, exile is where you belong/
its better you write hand over notes before I clear you with gongs!!!/

You said I am poor, I read that in my my Volkswagen variant/
live 200 years , ya life savings cant/afford it, even if you consistently having daily fast!!!/


sorry i don't do lengthy talks with novice/I grind and walk with rich hommies/
kid, what tha fvck is richommie?/ you should be learning how to spell, everything is not bout indommie!!!/




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Hey! what's up. . .relax dude/ you should quit acting a retãrd dude/ heard you the mod, is that true?/ like serzly, is that true/
but for our bars and corporation
here...this
place woulda been without views/

I should tie you to a drum/ with rifles
on your lungs/ and make you watch your life metamorphose/ into a shadow on the floor/ for being inactive as a mod/
plus I play words more brilliantly
.....than you handle all your puns/
if this Nigga Play too...IMA smack him on his Jaws/!!!

See I aim to punish/ my preys in war ships/
with my church mind...then its praise and worship/
You "aint scoring" up to me with what you play football with/
so just put your nils on the ground. . . .that's how to say your lordship!!!/

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Re: Flow For Rank by Emaprince: 10:34am On Jun 21, 2015
Play too/ jaws = plateau/ jos ...
Re: Flow For Rank by Emaprince: 10:45am On Jun 21, 2015
Gladyys:
HELLO HATERS!!!!

These big babies amuse me/ since my last match....they been acting crazy and st.upid/ thinking all ladies are foolish/ just keep studying my bars....it only makes you my students!!
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I'm too bold already/ so their silly jokes don't get me/ coz i'll keep rising slow and steady..../ when they accused me of being ghosted by krone or Teddy/ i knew God has sent these hoes to bless me/ they'd prolly go blind .....when i start playing my rap role on telly!
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I'm saying this plain/ if Sinizia spars once more......i'll slay him again/ and put the baby in shame/ call me crazy....insane/ i can run into a palace.....and start blazing the place/....coz i got no respect for kings, especially ones as lame as Laykay!!
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U can say am bleeping around..../ but.......I got reasons to be proud/ coz am really profound/ if I wish i cud shout/ but u'll stay mute......Lahkay.... and stop being a clown/or i put clips in ur mouth/ you 'bald-headed' old fool.............a king with no crown!!
ROTFLMAO!!!...just seeing this now. This girl have grown massively. I love the diss at a king with no crown grin cos I remember the dude whinning ever since gladyys won her bout.

Nice nice multies, carefully choosen words, perfect build ups and intelligent/ creative punchlines. I'm really entertained.
Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 10:52am On Jun 21, 2015
right. undecided
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 10:52am On Jun 21, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

what this sly rhymer scripts/ is making guys tired, pls/
everyone's bored of what 5naira brings/
you the quickest with lines ... like cypher freeze/
but your PLAYS ARE DUMB .... Like naija films/



ely fires freaks/ n sire pr1cks/
i'm going to party, with my rifle, picked/
one shot to the air, Dj retires quick/


i wonder why these freestylists quit/

ibime used to flex good before/ his lines, the best cool we loved/
now his hands prolly too heavy to pen two ill punch/
cos this nigga FAT, fair, huge enough/
call him out ....... he wouldn't STEP TO THE PLATE ..... Unless there's food involved/


lets move along/ to this battler, prince/
the last time he had a beef/ was with his father, bis/
they faught, we watched, we laught at it/
bis was like "prince been begging for recharge cards since"/
cos no one would give EMA NAIRA ... iyanya's b1tch!/



i won't say airmark is dumb/ but he kept dissing me, even when max was gone/
but this man don old, he shoulda left that since, long/
childish mod! Where did you get ya nick from?/
you still dey play MK at ur age ...... cos we all know, that's where EMMACK is from/


true fact is, coogar is, too wack, pls/
in his whole career, he's won only two battles/ what he's good at is/ brute rantings/
if not, he should at least/ have killed, 50 good battlers/

uhmmm. Okay



no hard feeling grin


max

Remember the achin' bout/ claimed you'd cake the tout/ knew u were makin' mouth/
You don't have liver to toast girls, reason yu couldn't take Kim out/

Not Kanye b.itch, that dude from a place, seems south/ another glad messed the bee party/
'Arab' babes started missin' FYH after he left 'E~racky!'/

4 each vote that went against him, his heart was re-knacking/ poured salt on him after the OLD BUDDY MELT TO WORM/
How humiliating, when ur dig with Jig was seen in FP where NOBODY FELT YOU WON!/

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Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 11:06am On Jun 21, 2015
Its fathers day, but why don't we attack these daddies?
Yo Max, those punches were massive, smack Bis
Yo Limerick, Airmark just got smashed and damaged
Giyazz, please do me a favour, put mailmac in plastic
The new school's attacking, make sure there's nothing these fàgs can savage
Open call outs but these papas ducks well, tell em B Rabbit's had it
Fûck these, I want Coogar next, or Emaprince
They like Charlie, so I best put Clips on these niggas lips
They like Magic, I'll bring the Bees till these niggas flee
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 1:09pm On Jun 21, 2015
Limerick:

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Hey! what's up. . .relax dude/ you should quit acting a retãrd dude/ heard you the mod, is that true?/ like serzly, is that true/
but for our bars and corporation
here...this
place woulda been without views/

Shid.
Re: Flow For Rank by gottoboy(m): 1:19pm On Jun 21, 2015
dj5naira:


Remember the achin' bout/ claimed you'd cake the tout/ knew u were makin' mouth/
You don't have liver to toast girls, reason yu couldn't take Kim out/

Not Kanye b.itch, that dude from a place, seems south/ another glad messed the bee party/
'Arab' babes started missin' FYH after he left 'E~racky!'/

4 each vote that went against him, his heart was re-knacking/ poured salt on him after the OLD BUDDY MELT TO WORM/
How humiliating, when ur dig with Jig was seen in FP where NOBODY FELT YOU WON!/

D O P E
Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 2:40pm On Jun 21, 2015
Lesson 3.0 - Never diss dj5naira
Re: Flow For Rank by Pundad: 2:50pm On Jun 21, 2015
Ok ok ok.....
Flow for rank.....
Leggo....

To be a vet seems like an eternal deed/ being ranked top ain't really one of my several needs/
So Bleep these veteran breeds/
Only time i'll flow for rank....is making a five star general bleed!/

Indeed!
but i'm not saying that vet status is a ladder that i can't climb/
just that it's about that time/top vets get slashed diagonally like their slant rhyme!/
Re: Flow For Rank by Emaprince: 3:47pm On Jun 21, 2015
007Bruce:
Lesson 3.0 - Never diss dj5naira
unless you've got the stamina to run the marathon.

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Re: Flow For Rank by airmark(m): 3:52pm On Jun 21, 2015
Limerick:

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Hey! what's up. . .relax dude/ you should quit acting a retãrd dude/ heard you the mod, is that true ?/ like serzly, is that true/


Imbeciles cant blow/before twas elymax, thought you guys have grown/
but your rhymes that shown/deserve golden punishment...you should be petted with ice and stones !!!/

even teddy is better in multis/is it when you enter forties/or your legs are in crutches/
before you stop being f00lish or pen can ink strong frees!!!/

am all day melting teens/you've come for sunday medicine/
the way I give you overdose...quack doctors will always envy me!/

the way rebel frustrated his life was unfortunate/his ego became dark, not too late/
never did 'queen thing', reason this wimp, called fortune hates!/

He cant impress all in class/we thank God for the guyz/
the sweet nairaland cypher would have been spoilt by this lime!/

while am coming, hiding the sword/this patient is dancing in his ward/
the way I bring 'L down', you will think God is angry with his world!/

You wanna approach vector/is it to sing or have those lectures/
because you poor in 'physics' and your rap has no direction!!!/

you were smashed by icekidd/also seeing harm that dark did/
confirmation you are a lime in the hands of starved kids!!!/
Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 4:03pm On Jun 21, 2015
Emaprince:
unless you've got the stamina to run the marathon.
and endure heart-breaking personals grin
Re: Flow For Rank by Emaprince: 4:11pm On Jun 21, 2015
airmark:

am all day melting teens/you've come for sunday medicine/
the way I give you overdose...quack doctors will always envy me!/
grin grin

airmark:

while am coming, hiding the sword/this patient is dancing in his ward/
the way I bring 'L down', you will think God is angry with his world!/
blasphemy!

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Re: Flow For Rank by Supermiy: 4:27pm On Jun 21, 2015
007Bruce:
and endure heart-breaking personals grin
true..the dude in like a walking up-to-date encyclopedia...you should battle him you know? grin
Re: Flow For Rank by Supermiy: 4:45pm On Jun 21, 2015
Random Shots at max!..


..Hey Mister I Script Dope..When I Battle Nigga's With Deadly Advance/
..Not The No Show Types That Still lack Cadance/
..All Words And No Action..if You Can Bruise Me Then Prove It/
..In That Brawl They'd Tag Me 'gods Of Ya Land'...Cause I Planned To Continue Bashin Your Head .. Until You Become 'a customed' To It!

..In Ya Fam We Know Them As Whores/
..for every guy,your sis is known to go down on fours/
..see you can't be any better than that your mama bros/
..you dÎCked fyh and then jigs? ..Boy yo sure know how to fÙck boys Better than ya mama does!

..Later Jur
Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 5:10pm On Jun 21, 2015
Limerick:

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Hey! what's up. . .relax dude/ you should quit acting a retãrd dude/ heard you the mod, is that true?/ like serzly, is that true/
but for our bars and corporation
here...this
place woulda been without views/

I should tie you to a drum/ with rifles
on your lungs/ and make you watch your life metamorphose/ into a shadow on the floor/ for being inactive as a mod/
plus I play words more brilliantly
.....than you handle all your puns/
if this Nigga Play too...IMA smack him on his Jaws/!!!

See I aim to punish/ my preys in war ships/
with my church mind...then its praise and worship/
You "aint scoring" up to me with what you play football with/
so just put your nils on the ground. . . .that's how to say your lordship!!!/
NL suarez, you bit that plateau, jos line/ Originality matters, you're fake, you dumb swine/ I'm finna expose him, he shouldnt reply this or trynna engage in a dawg fight/ cos I'm a brave and a tough guy/ y'all would think i make agbo for sick ones, the way I crush lime/


if you talking bout the sickest dawg on NL, peeps refer to Bruce/ I see you planning to overtake max, nigga, prepare to lose/ you're a weak link.. you wouldn't take out a soul if I tell you to repair my shoes/ you're so dull that even dark was preferred to you/


rebel severed your wounds/ till you started yearning for help/ Rap is not a call YOU answer to, stop hurting yourself/ if apes were to be honoured here, you'd be getting props & earning respect/


your bout with mikuz was overhyped/ you vowed to fück him in the åss, yet you got sodömized/ and recently you lost to michael, that dude smoked you alive/ so we laugh at you when you say you're an MC, cos we know you that nigga who chokes on MIKES/


you see how we flow and punch?/ ye rētard, you're slow and dumb/ I earn nothing hurting a bloke like you, you so broke my God/ I'm just here dropping BARS to build a reputation; I am SMOKING GUNZ!!!

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Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 5:17pm On Jun 21, 2015
Supermiy:
true..the dude in like a walking up-to-date encyclopedia...you should battle him you know? grin
he's scared to step in the ring

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