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Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 12:17pm On Apr 09, 2016
Jockers (Yonkers)

I'm a Fûckin walking paradox/
Fûck that, niggas are more like a Fûckin pair of cócks/
I shít drop/
My Style is whiskey, all I do is sip rocks/
Barfing whimsical rhymes cos the shít I spit hot/
Slicing heads on threads when I cut the noose loose & snip knots/
Never falling off, stay skate grinding cos I slip not/
Most of these fake ąss gangster wannabe rappers think they grip glocks/
If rhymes is like bullets I'm trigger happy doing trick shots/
So trick stop/
You weak rappers is bítches to me so Imma tell you to get dafuq off me when y'all tryna dick hop/
You dick jocks/
No time to play, running rap circles in a tic toc/
If I give you a few minutes of my time I'm not handing you a gift clock/
Punchlines could give em runny noses till it drip snot/
This is a walk in the park, I walk in the dark, roaming with Roman gladiator boots, no sandals or flip flops/

... Outro

(Too easy, y'all tryna bring the beef to feed me, you still sleepy wicha eyes all sleazy, I'm cognac rapping, you cheesy rappers is corny act rapping)
... Pay more attention & study my verses like the Bible, Wack rappers... I'm 30,000 leagues above you... Titan level shít, you can't comprehend.
(cuts beat off)

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Re: Flow For Rank by Paayne(m): 2:22pm On Apr 09, 2016
Lol. Is Duh kitty scared to tag a name??
Re: Flow For Rank by Beefinnit: 5:37pm On Apr 09, 2016
I'M the new kid on the block aiming to become the rap lord smiley

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Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 7:29pm On Apr 09, 2016
Paayne:
Lol. Is Duh kitty scared to tag a name??

You obviously know I'm referring to the likes of you. Hey you're getting smarter! Way to go! grin

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Re: Flow For Rank by Beefinnit: 9:56pm On Apr 09, 2016
Paayne it's such a shame that ur words are so lame
yo motha fucka so u think u bad,
u need to get a mother fuckin writing pad,
take notes cause i'm about to destroy you,
and this crap here is way overdue,
homie this rap here is my life,
imma open this up like a switch blade knife,
i hope u will learn something today,
i leave people in a disarray,
this battle right here is unfair,
i'm so gifted and and my talent is very rare,
u never seen this bars so clean,
to measure the damage on u we will need a machine,
cause its just sad all this words i'm ramming at you,
battling me is something like taboo,
cause i will massacre you just like a mother fuckin turkey
i'm coming at ya and i don't care if ur ready,

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Re: Flow For Rank by saintdennis(m): 1:27pm On Apr 10, 2016
Money makes the world go round, I keep it spinning, the only Edo chick I love is an actress...her name is INI (laughs). Just freestyling, it's wah I do for recreation either that or a chicks got my d*ck's attention

People only see success never the stress, I wake up 6am wash up and it's straight to business but you just sit around wistful thinking, dwell on that line until it sinks in.

Martin had a dream and he hit the streets, ya'll dream everyday and remain curled up in-btw the sheets.

Get up and get busy, there's no food for the lazy, no one said it was gonna be easy, u no read book of bible stories? blame Adam and eve'ee.


#drops mic
Re: Flow For Rank by saintdennis(m): 1:38pm On Apr 10, 2016
Beefinnit:
Paayne it's such a shame that ur words are so lame
yo motha fucka so u think u bad,
u need to get a mother fuckin writing pad,
take notes cause i'm about to destroy you,
and this crap here is way overdue,
homie this rap here is my life,
imma open this up like a switch blade knife,
i hope u will learn something today,
i leave people in a disarray,
this battle right here is unfair,
i'm so gifted and and my talent is very rare,
u never seen this bars so clean,
to measure the damage on u we will need a machine,
cause its just sad all this words i'm ramming at you,
battling me is something like taboo,
cause i will massacre you just like a mother fuckin turkey
i'm coming at ya and i don't care if ur ready,

Am fly as a plane, you just fly as an insect, it's not rocket science, my lyrics shouldn't be hard for you to disect!

But if your eye no dey work, draw ur phone screen closer and read this rhymes well 'YOUR REIGN IS OVER"

Your whack rhymes can't scare me, It'd be a shame if you dare me, cos i'll lyrically attack you, my delivery will smother you, choke you and end up killing you!

Keep calm and be in awe of my rhymes, am one of a kind, I know you clapping your hands while you reading my lines...*blushes* thanks you're so kind.

Don't reply and I will fully understand your need to chicken out cos you ain't got enough in your tank to go the long distance #shikena!
Re: Flow For Rank by Beefinnit: 2:04pm On Apr 10, 2016
[Saintdennis

Am fly as a plane, you just fly as an insect, it's not rocket science, my lyrics shouldn't be hard for you to disect!

But if your eye no dey work, draw ur phone screen closer and read this rhymes well 'YOUR REIGN IS OVER"

Your whack rhymes can't scare me, It'd be a shame if you dare me, cos i'll lyrically attack you, my delivery will smother you, choke you and end up killing you!

Keep calm and be in awe of my rhymes, am one of a kind, I know you clapping your hands while you reading my lines...*blushes* thanks you're so kind.

Don't reply and I will fully understand your need to chicken out cos you ain't got enough in your tank to go the long distance #shikena!


man Bleep u u punk ass lil pussy,

y don't u go sit your ass down and i guarantee,

i teach u some fuckin respect,

u and your whole grew are a bunch of rejects,

u just mad cause u cant spit like me,

u Bleep with me and ill take it to the next degree,

i fuckin leave u stutterin,

and all you can do is just keep mutterin,

your weak ass rhymes and u think u a g,

when i am finished with u just say good bye to your dignity,

bitch u think u hard but ur beats are bad

ur fuckin whack and bitch im straight legit,

i don't give a Bleep what u say,

i be rappin on u all motha fuckin day,

and u think i reherse my rhymes,

i dont do that crap and i think its about time,

to stop playin around,

keep fucking with me and ill take u down
Re: Flow For Rank by Beefinnit: 2:06pm On Apr 10, 2016
[Saintdennis

Am fly as a plane, you just fly as an insect, it's not rocket science, my lyrics shouldn't be hard for you to disect!

But if your eye no dey work, draw ur phone screen closer and read this rhymes well 'YOUR REIGN IS OVER"

Your whack rhymes can't scare me, It'd be a shame if you dare me, cos i'll lyrically attack you, my delivery will smother you, choke you and end up killing you!

Keep calm and be in awe of my rhymes, am one of a kind, I know you clapping your hands while you reading my lines...*blushes* thanks you're so kind.

Don't reply and I will fully understand your need to chicken out cos you ain't got enough in your tank to go the long distance #shikena!
[quote][/quote]


man Bleep u u punk ass lil pussy,

y don't u go sit your ass down and i guarantee,

i teach u some fuckin respect,

u and your whole grew are a bunch of rejects,

u just mad cause u cant spit like me,

u Bleep with me and ill take it to the next degree,

i fuckin leave u stutterin,

and all you can do is just keep mutterin,

your weak ass rhymes and u think u a g,

when i am finished with u just say good bye to your dignity,

bitch u think u hard but ur beats are bad

ur fuckin whack and bitch im straight legit,

i don't give a Bleep what u say,

i be rappin on u all motha fuckin day,

and u think i reherse my rhymes,

i dont do that crap and i think its about time,

to stop playin around,

keep fucking with me and ill take u down
Re: Flow For Rank by Beefinnit: 2:10pm On Apr 10, 2016
listen here now bitch,

i just dont give a s***

u tryin to act hard with these week lyrics u spit,

u try to diss me but thats all u come up with,

man i bet u dont even rep ur hood,

trying to come at me...homie i wish u would,

u sittin over there actin all tough and shit,

imma rip u apart bit by bit,

u say i dont want no beef,

man Bleep that imma leave u in disbelief,

cause this shit right here aint no game,

ur style fuckin sounds all the same,

bitch u cant even keep a beat,

your flow is wack and mine is concrete,

bitch come on and come at me with your weak as
rhymes,

if ive told u once i told u a thousand times,

im the shit when it comes to the lyrics i spit,

im the dopest and this and its time to admit,

trying to tell me get my game up,

homie please...ur a fuckin screwup,

i dont need you coming at me like this,

next time u do imma knock u back into an abyss,
Re: Flow For Rank by saintdennis(m): 2:40pm On Apr 10, 2016
Beefinnit:
listen here now bitch,

i just dont give a s***

u tryin to act hard with these week lyrics u spit,

u try to diss me but thats all u come up with,

man i bet u dont even rep ur hood,

trying to come at me...homie i wish u would,

u sittin over there actin all tough and shit,

imma rip u apart bit by bit,

u say i dont want no beef,

man Bleep that imma leave u in disbelief,

cause this shit right here aint no game,

ur style fuckin sounds all the same,

bitch u cant even keep a beat,

your flow is wack and mine is concrete,

bitch come on and come at me with your weak as
rhymes,

if ive told u once i told u a thousand times,

im the shit when it comes to the lyrics i spit,

im the dopest and this and its time to admit,

trying to tell me get my game up,

homie please...ur a fuckin screwup,

i dont need you coming at me like this,

next time u do imma knock u back into an abyss,

Niqqa I ain't a lyrically killer... but don't push me!

You fell into my trap, now am bout eat u up! Yea niqqa u now bushmeat!

You acting all tough like u hard, like u rep d streetz. But I know u soft ass niqqa lols u need pampers, lyrically you just a kid.

Am still warming up on yo ass, yea bro this is just a skit.

Am just lyrically barking niqqa trust me u don't want me to show some teeth.

I can't spit like u cos barca can't play like norwich, my flow wack?? Show it to yo b*tch
And I bet you she'd be feeling it

Prolly even hit me up, so I could hit her up! But don't stress I won't smack it up, prolly just have her gobble my d*ck up.

Don't u understand that I am good, better than you, even if u bring ur A-game I will better you, best you, molest you!

Maybe u need to team up and form a crew,

cos a battle between me and just you will be so cruel, yea niqqa you screwed,

Keep daring me and i'll screwdrive you to tears, make you hug a teddy bear,

You just a mummy's boy, run to mama cos this badt niqqa is lyrically chewin u up like sharwarma. Hahhaha

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Re: Flow For Rank by Beefinnit: 5:17pm On Apr 10, 2016
Saintdennis
calm down bruv i'm only 14 years old
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 6:04pm On Apr 10, 2016
Where's that bastąrd that opened his mouth saying "wacks don take over" He won't talk now?! cheesy
Re: Flow For Rank by Beefinnit: 8:33pm On Apr 10, 2016
Who's that ur talking about?
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 8:41pm On Apr 10, 2016
Beefinnit:
Who's that ur talking about?

Just one son of a bítch who thinks the thread is exclusive to him & a couple of faggóts. He knows who he is. In 3... 2...1...

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Re: Flow For Rank by GIYAZZ(m): 8:48pm On Apr 10, 2016
Hello everyone,


My new single is dropping next week. This one is one song that I am proud of. It's one of my tracks that I can brag about. Because, I gave my best to make sure it comes out as a world class hip-hop piece. I put alotta work. Not just me, even the crew that made the song happen. The producer, Nairaland's very own, Navas and the mix producer, Kassidy. These dudes put a lot of work in this project. And thank god, we all came out with an excellent job. Though Kassidy is still on the mix, I just wanna put out word on here and ask y'all to anticipate this masterpiece! It's a song that will blow your minds off. A world class real rap piece! Anticipate!! wink

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Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 4:27am On Apr 11, 2016
66Kazna99:
NL Drive-by interactions to Ab-Soul 'showing love'

I got a kiss kiss from Adanna86/
Wondering where she went, I know someday you'll make a fine grandma playing with kids/
(I'm just saying I could give you a couple babies, you know, holler when you ready grin)

*clears throat*effect)

I'll give you twins or triplets, kisses falling on big brea'sts, and I'll have you spreading my legs yes...

Took me awhile to check in, still deposit at the cheque inn, deeper than love jonz no flexing, never doll no fake skin...

I dig the way you say my name, 86 ways I'll scream when it rains, coz my thighs cause monsoons to reign, sweet oasis baby drink from my lake lol kiss

P.s Love the effort shaa xo
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Re: Flow For Rank by joseph1832(m): 6:38am On Apr 11, 2016
Adanna86:


I'll give you twins or triplets, kisses falling on big brea'sts, and I'll have you spreading my legs yes...

Took me awhile to check in, still deposit at the cheque inn, deeper than love jonz no flexing, never doll no fake skin...

I dig the way you say my name, 86 ways I'll scream when it rains, coz my thighs cause monsoons to reign, sweet oasis baby drink from my lake lol kiss

P.s Love the effort shaa xo
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Gad damn I miss you gurl!. wink wink wink

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Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 6:44am On Apr 11, 2016
joseph1832:
Gad damn I miss you gurl!. wink wink wink

Missed you too J! wink I'll inbox you shaa, Fb blocked my Fb page when I changed my name to Adanna Amadioha cry angry
Re: Flow For Rank by joseph1832(m): 6:47am On Apr 11, 2016
Adanna86:


Missed you too J! wink I'll inbox you shaa, Fb blocked my Fb page when I changed my name to Adanna Amadioha cry angry
No wonder, been searching for you for like forever. How far have you gone in resolving the block ish? And how are you? smiley

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Re: Flow For Rank by telvinfantasy: 10:04am On Apr 11, 2016
-drop ur swords//i will rather kill u with words Wit a pen and a paper, I'll write down all my tots -dey blood spill, I just cnt get enuff U wnt a priceX2, I will pay in gold .. -food for ur tots,my healing for ur soul Everybody knws, music is getn sick And I've been traveling d world just to find a cure -places we never been, we see dem in dreams Turn my dreams to reality,telvin is a son of a king -took life by chances, just like a dice role And dnt take oveedose of a medicine, or u die slow -a cold world, we get drunk to end d sorrows take dis medicine, and let the past burn Did I make d right, or d wrong turn -am breaking free of dis body, my spirit pass the walls Watch my spirit pass tru the walls.
Re: Flow For Rank by telvinfantasy: 10:07am On Apr 11, 2016
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 1:46pm On Apr 11, 2016
Adanna86:


I'll give you twins or triplets, kisses falling on big brea'sts, and I'll have you spreading my legs yes...

Took me awhile to check in, still deposit at the cheque inn, deeper than love jonz no flexing, never doll no fake skin...

I dig the way you say my name, 86 ways I'll scream when it rains, coz my thighs cause monsoons to reign, sweet oasis baby drink from my lake lol kiss

P.s Love the effort shaa xo
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Message received, likewise!

(freebie)
I'll have you singing like Adelle, Rolling in the deep/
I'm J. Holiday, tryna put you to bed, rolling in the sheets/
Imma be rolling in deep/
Body stroking, till you soaking, baby spread it open, I'm hoping you gon let me hop up on in, get you moaning till the morning, got your eyes rolling till you sleep/

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Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 4:18pm On Apr 11, 2016
Sneeze.....
Re: Flow For Rank by danbrowndmf(m): 4:40pm On Apr 11, 2016
Adanna86:


I'll give you twins or triplets, kisses falling on big brea'sts, and I'll have you spreading my legs yes...

Took me awhile to check in, still deposit at the cheque inn, deeper than love jonz no flexing, never doll no fake skin...

I dig the way you say my name, 86 ways I'll scream when it rains, coz my thighs cause monsoons to reign, sweet oasis baby drink from my lake lol kiss

P.s Love the effort shaa xo
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longest time! Where u been?

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Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 10:25pm On Apr 11, 2016
Busy day, kinda too sleepy to write now. I go drop in the morning. These wacks need to be purged.
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 10:51pm On Apr 11, 2016
one-man show it's been for this Marahaja in this thread/ renamed it Maharashtra,. as my stead/
How do inspire myself,.. I conjure thoughts of Maradona in my head/

Marathon is beans, snapchat those far away Barcelona if you're led/
I AM n 'll still be ur master tomorrow/ so you can't "outrun this boss" unless you're a "faster Agbero!!"/

Be scared of this actor,. Green Arrow/ u Samaritans, disciples/
Cos there's only one deity who could bring ur entire “season to a final end”,...... this “American idol!!”/

Hydrogen ur gospel anthem, . with no comparison, stifles/
I won't stop the clerk spankin' yoo/ pleasure & pain......... stomp on you with Kirk Franklin's Boot/

Your gf ignoramus though in btw'en her legs' frankly cute/
promised to take her to Panama Papers and she let me have her omelette quick/
Opened wider the "folder" as I had her "document" licked/

Listen 'fore I have u occupants kicked/ I lead here n u gotta mimic, you fan and lil cat/
cos when MJ performs on stage, dancers follow steps o' the man in the hat/

Freshly cooked plan which I spat/ serve my rhymes out of stove 'fore the blu fire dies/
So hot, could tear through the light outta Superman eyes/

The Lord is good, who wanna counter that, guys/ no makeup, nor lipstick, no bums sprout/
Come rain come shine, the sun looks hot everytime it comes out/
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 11:12pm On Apr 11, 2016
Osé... (runs away with vinyl records)
Re: Flow For Rank by mikuz(m): 9:24am On Apr 12, 2016
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Kaz? I don't think that this nigga is ready/ to stand me cos he's feeble and pesky/
I'm a wonderboy whose guns are lethal and deadly/ and they re tailored to rip out his belly/ if he attacks this Wiz kid . . like Linda Ikeji!/


I'm revealing a lugar/ to stop this creepy intruder/ with witty maneuvers/
. . cos I ll make nonsense of any punch Kaz throw . . and it's not the leader of Cuba!


He better keep a discreet parlance/ or I'll split his weak phallus/
But if this spar advances to a full scale battle, I'll rip him apart with a spring balance!

What I spew is major/ but ya verses dont move debaters/ they only show you off as a stupid hater/
And the nonsense that you spew on paper/ ll never come of here . . like an unsubstituted player!/

I don't mean to be grunt or speak bitter/
But Kaz is a ffucking ddick squeezer/
. . this stubborn bbitch nigga/ is known to handle balls and Jack Rod well . . . Sundie's midfielder!
He even keep ggay Muslim lovers/ who take turns to smooch the boxers/
. . before they get under and blow Kaz like suicide bombers!/

Cos no chic ever wanna bed the ugly louse/ hes never undressed a showty's blouse/
. . cos Kaz and ladies never 'click' like a faulty mouse!/

The writtens that ah launch/ ll put this weakling in a morgue/
And if I run behind schedule . .
I'll whip him to a pulp/
. . then have the battering drop his @ss on a newspaper, just to beat him to the punch!

Is it the chrome piece? I pop it/ but I'll be smoking this dumb kid/ If he pose like he's dogged/
He won't have the "urge to spend" . . when he gets cremated, after my lighter burn a hole in his pocket!

Kaz is a bbitch like Lucy/
His raps make us laugh like a clip from Whoopi/ but everything I spit is juicy/
. . so if he thinks otherwise, when the upper cuts hit the ppussy/ he ll start changing 'tune' like he switching a Disney movie!/

Everything he texts be filthy/ so he best stop letting his verse 'nitpick' me/
But if he fail to 'call the dogs off', then I send hounds to tear him quickly/
. . moment I set him against the The foxes like the rivals of Leicester city!/

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Re: Flow For Rank by GIYAZZ(m): 10:00am On Apr 12, 2016
mikuz:


He better keep a discreet parlance/ or I'll split his weak phallus/
But if this spar advances to a full scale battle, I'll rip him apart with a spring balance!

Lol. All these kind witty punches like this dey sweet me ehn. Nice one, Mik.
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 10:36am On Apr 12, 2016
mikuz:
Busy day, kinda too sleepy to write now. I go drop in the morning. These wacks need to be purged.

There she is! ... "these wacks need to be purged" I mean just imagine his ugly niggęr mouth twisting out of shape saying that. Go take a shít on Yo mama's face. Standing like some police recruit in that picture.

Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 11:44am On Apr 12, 2016
Jockers version 2 (Yonkers)

Mikuz you shouldn't try to make a mixtape/
No mistake cos you can't really have a real rap career at this pace/
A slow writer & a flow biter, flames, I hold lighters, my flow tighter,
I can totally see you now, you got a shít & píss face/
I'm in your mind, still running rap circles you can't keep up to this pace/
I diss you cos You're a disgrace/
I freestyle when I tap on a keyboard, so gimme SPACE, SHIFT/
my punchlines could give a ugly niggęr like you a Fûckin face lift/
I'm on my space shít, in my spaceship, I'm light-years ahead of niggas, I blow past, shooting lasers & I don't miss you/
Dj5naira gives you his ąss when he tryna kiss you/
Damn right you faggót, I just straight dissed you/
Apparently when bítches got a problem they come to me, so what's the issue?/
Your rhymes is more like a vagina monologue, I wipe you off since you bítchin, here's some tissue/
I dunk this donkey in a toilet when I baptism dip you/
Gillette razor blades cos I'm tryna rip you & rip through/
Face the facts/
I tell Dj5naira gimme a beat & he laced a track/
You & your whole clique of faggóts rhymes tastes is wack/
I'm Rhyming & running rap circles, I choose shoes with no lace or straps/
You hear the lightning & thunder when your face git clapped/
I'm that type of boxer to box you in the ring corner, now your face is trapped/
I jump through the eye of a needle when I stitch rap/
Federer, backhand when I bítch slap/
No Joker, these slow pokers & hoe posers don't know I'm the badt guy when I'm in pitch black/
But you can't git that/
I'm sending & serving the beef burger back to you now git fat/
I just freestyled this under an hour, this is a gift wrap/

Outro [took you what? 2 weeks to write that shít? Aww I'm so sleepy, I'll drop my testicles in the morning, gtfo faggót, you're embarrassing]

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