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Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:22pm On Nov 20, 2014
Once upon a time.......time(2×)
In a far away distant land. The lion and the tortoise were great friends. They always did everything together. A time came and there was famine in the land. It happened that the tortoise was a good guitarist, an extraordinary mariachi smiley. He normally..........

............TO BE CONTINUED cool
Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by Rapsainot(m): 10:23pm On Nov 20, 2014
one of the reasons for seun should create a kid section....
Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by ifex370(m): 10:28pm On Nov 20, 2014
I'm already lafin angry
Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:29pm On Nov 20, 2014
Now here is what a Mariachi tortoise looks like.

For the benefit of "picture or idonbliv it" crew cheesy

Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by chibwike(m): 10:31pm On Nov 20, 2014
DickDastardly wats up now..longest time!
Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:34pm On Nov 20, 2014
..........goes to his shows with the Lion when they go to neighburing hamlets to perform. The organisers normally pay the tortoise N5,000. I forgot to tell you that the lion has a beautiful twin sister. undecided
Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:36pm On Nov 20, 2014
chibwike:
DickDastardly wats up now..longest time!
My man i served a very lenghty ban. I just returned from robbin island like mandela. No thanks to botha_44grin
How runs naa!
Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by chibwike(m): 10:38pm On Nov 20, 2014
DickDastardly:

My man i served a very lenghty ban. I just returned from robbin island like mandela. No thanks to botha_44grin
How runs naa!
fine oh...i really missed you...please let them not ban you again oh.
Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:39pm On Nov 20, 2014
chibwike:
fine oh...i really missed you...please let them not ban you again oh.
Ok my man. Now i will continue with my storytelling grin cheesy
Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:40pm On Nov 20, 2014
Rapsainot:
one of the reasons for seun should create a kid section....
undecided
Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by chibwike(m): 10:41pm On Nov 20, 2014
DickDastardly:

Ok my man. Now i will continue with my storytelling grin cheesy
Lol ok...and Dick am counting on you to vote for me on saturday oh by 10am in the ongoing MR Nairaland contest....hope say u no go fall my hand.
Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:43pm On Nov 20, 2014
chibwike:
Lol ok...and Dick am counting on you to vote for me on saturday oh by 10am in the ongoing MR Nairaland contest....hope say u no go fall my hand.
Done deal, I gat yo back bro, call me up nomarra what time it is wink
Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by ifex370(m): 10:44pm On Nov 20, 2014
uncle finish ur story na
Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by DickDastardly(m): 10:47pm On Nov 20, 2014
......A time came and there was a talent hunt show and the tortise needed it badly to enable him break into the mainstream of show business. So he planned andschemed and plotted and brainstormed and what-have-you on how to clinch the top prize.......STAY TUNED cool
Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by chibwike(m): 10:47pm On Nov 20, 2014
DickDastardly:

Done deal, I gat yo back bro, call me up nomarra what time it is wink
thanks man!..am truly grateful
Re: Uncle Dastardly's Bedtime Stories........come In Now! by ifex370(m): 11:03pm On Nov 20, 2014
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