Come in for your fill.
We get:
Dogonyaro, uda, peppersoup, sujaru, uziza, white kola, utazi, monkey tail, lemon grass, etc
Benson, Dorchester, white london, malboro, st. Moritz, etc


Remeber, for here:
1. No Grammar, onle pidgin
2. No ask for "change"
3. No pour cigar ash for ground.
4. No gender (all customer na man)
5. No drop shot(cup) for ground.
6. No church talk or preaching for here.

And ultimately, note that "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS WRONG" here

*whistling and busy sweeping my shop*

Hmmm.
All this cigar ash wen dem dey throway for ground. Abi dem eye no dey see ash tray Yeye customers

abeg pour a shot for me

That guy mouth be like chimpanzee

iamodenigbo1:
abeg pour a shot for me

Naim be greeting wen you 1st greet See your head like extra garri
Oya wish one you want?

Oga abeg i dey find work, i go do anytin: clean, sweep, wash cup, abeg helep me.

Gosh!
You only do drinks, nothing to keep the mouth busy

Tallesty1:
That guy mouth be like chimpanzee

Na drink u com buy, abi na gossip carry u com U no see market women go follow do yabis na my shop u wan com make trouble.
Oya no vex. Wetin i go pour for u?

DickDastardly:

Naim be greeting wen you 1st greet See your head like extra garri
Oya wish one you want?

no be my money no vex me make I carry my money,go papa Nduka shekpe shop,

DickDastardly:

Na drink u com buy, abi na gossip carry u com U no see market women go follow do yabis na my shop u wan com make trouble.
Oya no vex. Wetin i go pour for u?

Gimme one small viju milk(bobo)

rooqee120:
Oga abeg i dey find work, i go do anytin: clean, sweep, wash cup, abeg helep me.

My shop be u like NDE office Naim u coil leg like overcook indomie dey match sand san enter my shop
Ok, u go fit dey wash shot(cup) for me Ur salary go depend on number cup wen u wash par day

how much be one shot self

demelza:
Gosh!
You only do drinks, nothing to keep the mouth busy

Go join market women, we no dey sell gossip for here. See ur mouth like "nyoting tu keee the maaath bisii"?

iamodenigbo1:
no be my money no vex me make I carry my money,go papa Nduka shekpe shop,

Go there make im sell ethanol giv you. My own na original Sapele water. And i no dey person buy. Shop na my own. Drink na my own. Oya vamoose!

DickDastardly:

My shop be u like NDE office Naim u coil leg like overcook indomie dey match sand san enter my shop
Ok, u go fit dey wash shot(cup) for me Ur salary go depend on number cup wen u wash par day

Ah! Oga at least make we discuss how d salary go b bcs me i no undastand base on d level of how many cup o. Ok make we make am #50 per cup. Thank u Oga. God go butter ur bread. Ppl don talk am say u b better person.

Tallesty1:
Gimme one small viju milk(bobo)

No let make this spit wey i pour for ground dry, make im be say u don run comot for here. Wish one be viju milk Dem tell you say i dey sell cat food?

DickDastardly:

Go there make im sell ethanol giv you. My own na original Sapele water. And i no dey person buy. Shop na my own. Drink na my own. Oya vamoose!

a customer is always right

rooqee120:
Ah! Oga at least make we discuss how d salary go b bcs me i no undastand base on d level of how many cup o. Ok make we make am #50 per cup. Thank u Oga. God go butter ur bread. Ppl don talk am say u b better person.

Abeg no sweet mouth me. Make im no be say small time you go begin follow my customer dem dey go house
Oya wait small make i sell for pipo 1st

DickDastardly:

Go join market women, we no dey sell gossip for here. See ur mouth like "nyoting tu keee the maaath bisii"?

Why you dey para?
I dey refer to isi-ewu na and all the other meat family.
If you no sabi run this business, you beta sell am odawise you go soon enter bankruptcy.

iamodenigbo1:
how much be one shot self

Peppersoup na N200 a shot
Half shot na N100
Oya pay b4 service

DickDastardly:

Peppersoup na N200 a shot
Half shot na N100
Oya pay b4 service

make I taste first

demelza:
Why you dey para?
I dey refer to isi-ewu na and all the other meat family.
If you no sabi run this business, you beta sell am odawise you go soon enter bankruptcy.

Hehehehe you sopos andastand naa
I wan 1st dey sure say u no be eke-man na. Oya the viju milk, how much own

Abeg pass mii monkey tail nd lemon grass, 100 naira own..
Do quick oo I get one gal wey dey enta frm calabar..

iamodenigbo1:
make I taste first

If i hear.....
U no how many water wen i pass reach Nembe go buy this drink Naim u dey here dey do mouth like "make i haste fosss". Abeg if you no get money comot for my shop, now na morning

iamodenigbo1:
a customer is always right

That one na for shell, here na my shop

menix:
Abeg pass mii monkey tail nd lemon grass, 100 naira own..
Do quick oo I get one gal wey dey enta frm calabar..

Correct man
Oya see am take. Carry chair sidon naa. Na wish cigar i go gi you?

DickDastardly:

If i hear.....
U no how many water wen i pass reach Nembe go buy this drink Naim u dey here dey do mouth like "make i haste fosss". Abeg if you no get money comot for my shop, now na morning

abeg commot for road I always taste any edible I am buying your own will not be an exception

DickDastardly:

Abeg no sweet mouth me. Make im no be say small time you go begin follow my customer dem dey go house
Oya wait small make i sell for pipo 1st

Ah oga thank u o. I promise u say i go b gud gal *smiles*

iamodenigbo1:
abeg commot for road I always taste any edible I am buying your own will not be an exception

Na to ring bottle for this your head just dey hungry you You just wake up dis mornin, pack wahala full basket, then begin run com my shop.
Oya sidon make i pour small tasting for you

local weed no dey here?

DickDastardly:

Na to ring bottle for this your head just dey hungry you You just wake up dis mornin, pack wahala full basket, then begin run com my shop.
Oya sidon make i pour small tasting for you

na now u Come,abeg add am small this one no go wet my throat