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5 Things Your Doctor Dislike About You by Nobody: 9:10am On Nov 22, 2014
1-You arrive exactly when he is done and ready to do something else.
2-You exaggerate about everything. Doctor I died yesterday! really?
3-You know you are not going to take your meds so why did you show up in the first place?
4-You diagnose your condition and tell him how to treat you.
5-You suddenly recall symptom at the end of consultation.

#AddYours

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Re: 5 Things Your Doctor Dislike About You by armadeo(m): 9:24am On Nov 22, 2014
Guy you know everything. grin grin grin


Mine from most to least annoying.

5 4 1 2 3.
Re: 5 Things Your Doctor Dislike About You by Thewhizzkid1(m): 11:35am On Nov 22, 2014
And later they will say doctor gave wrong diagnosis.
Re: 5 Things Your Doctor Dislike About You by seangy4konji: 11:54am On Nov 22, 2014
Lol
Re: 5 Things Your Doctor Dislike About You by widowhusband: 1:35pm On Nov 22, 2014
Add , u dont know when your symptoms started (dr e don tey)

u keep answering 'yes',or 'sometimes' to all the symptoms wey dr wan try rule out or in.

He he, sometimes how many times u don wash belle..... patients answer + X

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Re: 5 Things Your Doctor Dislike About You by Nobody: 1:59pm On Nov 22, 2014
Lol this is funny, "hate" is a strong word though
Re: 5 Things Your Doctor Dislike About You by sainty2k3(m): 2:12pm On Nov 22, 2014
That number 5 is so annoying, at times it turn out to be the most important symptoms. People do it a lot, so during consultation I usually leave some space ,just in case
Re: 5 Things Your Doctor Dislike About You by Nobody: 3:38pm On Nov 22, 2014
You develop cold feet and start acting funny when he asks you to strip for examination.
Re: 5 Things Your Doctor Dislike About You by confun: 2:01pm On Nov 23, 2014
lol, d op is correct o
Re: 5 Things Your Doctor Dislike About You by nairalife2013(m): 8:19am On Nov 27, 2014
All wrong op. Doctors hate patients' good health more than them all! ...walks out from thread in anger.

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