“ Hello guys, you won’t believe what happened yesterday.

“I was outside of this club, right, and there was this BIG guy outside with a Mohawk. And he was arguing with this little preppie guy over something, I don’t know what.

“And all of a sudden, this Mohawk guy just CLOCKS the other dude – hard!

“Not only does he punch the guy, but he follows through with his elbow, so it’s like a straight one-two hit!

“And the guy who got punched just stands there for a minute, like his brain doesn’t quite realize what just happened, and he falls straight back onto the concrete like he’s stiff as a two-by-four, and just lays there looking straight up into the sky with his eyes wide open.

“And everyone’s looking at this just stunned. And this guy isn’t moving, isn’t even blinking, and I’m thinking
“Crap, this guy is dead! He’s fucking dead and I’m a witness!”

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“Well, his friends helped him up and the guy snapped out of it and he started talking shit again. So the Mohawk guy comes back and tries to throw down, and their friends are holding them apart.

“Eventually the cops show up and everyone gets arrested. The funny thing is, these guys who got arrested drove their girlfriends to the club, so these poor girls were stranded.

“Me and my buddies ended up taking them to get something to eat and then home. We’re lovers, not fighters, you know?

“But I’m sure those guys worked out their differences in prison.”