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She Jilted Me!!! by Xphantom(m): 9:32pm On Nov 23, 2014 |
Please i need your advice!!! Here is what happened; The last time I saw my girlfriend, she told me it's over between us. I thought about it and I found out that life without her is meaningless. So, I decided to kill myself. I jumped from my reading table to my mouka foam,I didn't die, I went to an express road & looked carefully before crossing the road, nothing happened to me. I drank 4 bottles of coca cola with too much suya but nothing happened, I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing the seeds, yet I didn't see hell! I proceeded to another level of concoction.... So, I prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened. I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream, still I didn't die. I'm so worried now cause I Just finished eating fried rice with chilled maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing still happened to me. I'm really upset right now. My friends, what do I do? Should I try plantain and chicken with fresh milk. Will it work? Advice me please. I'm waiting... Thanks in Advance. 1 Like |
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