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Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by Profcamsey(m): 8:15am On Nov 26, 2014
Why did you now took all the space we were suppose to book? OP fear God oh.
Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by BarryX(m): 9:19am On Nov 26, 2014
stam101:
11. Decisions

For a lowly human, decision-making seems simple: Hungry — eat. But if we had to be conscious of the complex biology underlying everything we do, we’d probably be inclined to sit down and do nothing. In the same way, when the new dominant organism on the planet, the bureaucracy-corporation, wants to make a simple choice like acquire chairs for the board room, it takes a tremendous amount of work from its subordinate nodes: we working professionals. Enter Indiana University’s Decision Sciences program, preparing students for the infinitely complex task of making businesses do things and stuff.
Most of our leaders needs this degree.

They should consider enrolling for this

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Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by stam101(m): 9:20am On Nov 26, 2014
7. Bakery Science

When we think bakeries, we imagine pleasant smells floating from warm, soft creations of family-owned kitchens with ancestral cooking instincts. But at Kansas State University, bakers practice cold hard science with state of the art technology, and study the logistics of highly capitalized, profitable baking industries of the 21st century. Things just aren’t the same these days. Choose from production management or cereal chemistry — a baker’s businessman, or a baker with a beaker.

Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by hardbody: 9:21am On Nov 26, 2014
EzePromoe:
I'm not surprised. The whiteman have regard for every tiny thing in nature and their mode of education is based on specialization.

Now i know why you are taking a degree in madness science.

What did u just post?
Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by stam101(m): 9:23am On Nov 26, 2014
6. Adventure

Unlike firefighting, we probably would’ve stuck with this one if we knew about it twenty years ago. Most kids know they’d make a totally awesome adventurer and it’s a shame most of them end up selling out (like Tom Hanks almost did in Big). Redeeming the masses are those brave enrollees in Fleming College’s two-year program in Outdoor and Adventure Education.

Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by stam101(m): 9:24am On Nov 26, 2014
5. Bassoon

Not much to say here. It’s the bassoon, that 19th century woodwind that sounds like a foghorn, probably humanity’s most under-appreciated instrument next to the vibraphone. U of Arizona will take you from bedroom bassoonist to chamber bassoonist in their bassoon music stream.

Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by Packup(m): 9:26am On Nov 26, 2014
Teaching job is d easiest nowadays.....i need some nairalanders who specialise in following courses;1.fartology(study of fart)
2.bokology(study of boko haram with practicals)
3.supereaglisation(study of super chi...)...
Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by Abbeylincson(m): 9:26am On Nov 26, 2014
Nobody in Nigeria will study it except out frustration of jamb failure
Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by stam101(m): 9:27am On Nov 26, 2014
4. Bowling Management

Do you ever find yourself too deep in thought over the logistics of pinsetters, and all those fascinating mechanical networks that must run beneath the lanes, to enjoy actually playing a round of bowling? If so, you’re probably the type Indiana’s Vincennes University attracts to its Bowling Management program.

The only degree of its kind in the country, and let’s face it, the world, you’ll be taking courses in pro shop operations, lane maintenance and responsible alcohol service to break into this market that may or may not be booming.

Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by stam101(m): 9:30am On Nov 26, 2014
3. Turfgrass Science

Are you passionate about grass? Do you have big ideas about grass, and do you want to base your living on grass? Assuming you’re not talking about entry ten on our list, we’ll admit we understand—grass is a fascinating subject and Pennsylvania State University would like to help you master the roots and move into the serious field of Turfgrass Science.

Golf courses, homeowners, athletic fields and turf farmers all need your sensibilities. Anywhere regular grass doesn’t cut it, your background in biology and chemistry will inject logical precision into lawns big and small. Become a natural miracle worker, turning shoddy brown patches into rich, perfectly uniform seas of green.

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Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by stam101(m): 9:32am On Nov 26, 2014
2. Beer

Is there a psychological theory that everything people do is so they can eventually drink beer? The enrollees of Heriot-Watt University’s Brewing and Distilling Masters in Edinburgh certainly have no illusions about their own love for ale. The program only accepts honours students from science or engineering ready to think long and hard about the malting process, beer fermentation, whisky distilling, and filtration; and then, perhaps, have a few drinks to forget all about it.

Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by Kinkale(m): 9:34am On Nov 26, 2014
Texykool:
By this time of the night



























By the way, I studied Nairalanding for B.Sc, got a M.Sc in Romancelanding and currently studying Space-Booking for PHd.

See, some of my coursemates are above megrin

guy.. When is our next lecture? Me jus left Nairaland deparment now

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Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by stam101(m): 9:36am On Nov 26, 2014
1. Packaging

Like anything at all, packaging can be subject to endless scrutiny, thought and ultimately specialization. From understanding the causes and prevention of physical damage, to maximizing “storage stability” of packaged products, it takes Serious Professionals to hold the art of packaging under a microscope. Hence Michigan State University’s Doctor of Philosophy in Packaging: You’ll never look at boxes the same way again.

Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by Nobody: 9:44am On Nov 26, 2014
Lobatan
Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by Nobody: 10:30am On Nov 26, 2014
Imagine
Some1 ask u what's ur area of specialisation
Its GRASS
Omo nobody go study these course n Nigeria
Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by Nobody: 11:57am On Nov 26, 2014
Texykool:
By this time of the night



























By the way, I studied Nairalanding for B.Sc, got a M.Sc in Romancelanding and currently studying Space-Booking for PHd.

See, some of my coursemates are above megrin
gringringrin

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Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by tpraiz(m): 12:12pm On Nov 26, 2014
destino24:


you must be living in a cave, food engineers work in food processing companies, biscuits, juice, tomato anything, plus yeah, they are engineers registrable with COREN
. Sure veri coret::::::gotten from agric engineers the lasttym. I checked::::::
Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by Texykool: 1:18pm On Nov 26, 2014
Kinkale:


guy.. When is our next lecture? Me jus left Nairaland deparment now

Next lecture is in the Faculty of Politics

The lecture dey hot for there

Topic: The History of Electonic War - a case study of PDP and APShytes online war.

Dr. Omenka and Prof Phockphockman are in class already.

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Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by Kinkale(m): 1:43pm On Nov 26, 2014
Texykool:


Next lecture is in the Faculty of Politics

The lecture dey hot for there

Topic: The History of Electonic War - a case study of PDP and APShytes online war.

Dr. Omenka and Prof Phockphockman are in class already.

ah!! Wah of class rep Berem and demdem?

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Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by Nobody: 1:54pm On Nov 26, 2014
Yomieluv:
Nawa ooo. Funny courses.

I appreciate I read economics.

So damn proud of it.
So what should Nigerians expect with the devaluation of the naira?
Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by joeace2020(m): 2:46pm On Nov 26, 2014
CoolHunk:

So what should Nigerians expect with the devaluation of the naira?

wonderful question... Nor b to dey shout 'i appreciate i read economics'. Oga economist come and answer am? grin

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Re: 15 University Degrees You Won’t Believe Are Real by Texykool: 11:45pm On Nov 26, 2014
Kinkale:


ah!! Wah of class rep Berem and demdem?

Dem dey Dean's office cheesy

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