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10 Ways To Be Poor In Life by enoch273: 10:42am On Nov 26, 2014 |
THIS IS HOW TO REMAIN POOR 1. Never wake up early... Keep stretching & turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing if there're no bedbugs, why hurry to get up?? 2} Never plan how to spend your money.. Whenever you get money, start spending it right away and when it's finished, you try to count and recall how you spent it.. 3} Don't think of saving until you have real big money... How can you save when you earn so little?? Those telling you to save're not sympathetic to your burning needs.. 4} Don't engage in activities usually reserved for the "uneducated "... How can you a graduate engage in petty trade or home based production?? That's for people who never went to school. 5} Don't think of starting a business until an angel comes from heaven & give U capital.. How do they expect U to invest before U get millions of dollars?? Even though more than half the businesses in your town were started with a few hundred dollar, you as a smart person can only start with millions. 6} Complain about everything except your own attitude: Blame the system the government& the banks that refuse to lend you money. They're all bad & do not want you to get rich. 7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this, buy consumer product on credit & keep borrowing from friends & employers. 8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you wear the latest clothes among all workers in your offer.. Whenever your neighbour buys a new phone, u get one that is more expensive.. 9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs more than three times your gross monthly pay.. 10. Give your children everything they ask for since you're such a loving parent. They should not struggle for anything because you do not want them to suffer that way, they'll grow up lazy & hence poor enough to ensure they can't help you in old. Those who will cultivate a beautiful garden must learn how to remove weeds. 2 Likes |
Re: 10 Ways To Be Poor In Life by LEvuls(m): 10:55am On Nov 26, 2014 |
U dont have to do all those ten to be poor.. Just simply do nothing and continue therein then u re there 1 Like |
Re: 10 Ways To Be Poor In Life by enoch273: 11:51am On Nov 26, 2014 |
LEvuls: ahahahahaah! You're very funny. |
Re: 10 Ways To Be Poor In Life by Freiburger(m): 1:57pm On Nov 27, 2014 |
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