My dear Ghanaians
Its church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not 'pastar'.
Doctor, not 'Dactar'.
My fellow Nigerians
Its bath, not 'baff'. Our currency is called
Naira, not 'narrah'. My dear Edo people
Its argument, not 'ajument'.
My dear Yorubas
Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight, not 'hate'. Its Van
Persie, not 'Fan Persin'.
My dear Ibadan peeps Its not 'sun tissu', its Sean
Tizzle! Its not
'siro' but zero!
My dear Hausa people
Its fifty, not 'pipty'. Its people, not 'fiffle'.
Its five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'! Seriously it
is 'Tuface weds Annie Macauley', stop saying
'Toothpaste weds
Animal calling'.
My Egun people
Its actually 'MTN' and not 'NTM'!
My dear Calabar peeps
Kindly note its love and not 'rurf'. My Benue
people
Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick Ross'.
My Igbo people
There is nothing like 'thaaasand', it is
thousand. It is bed-sheet and not 'bay
sheet'. And its thirty, not 'thartie'! Our Lord's
prayer is actually 'Our Father,
who at in Heaven. Hallowed be your
name...', and not 'Our Father, look at eleven,
adaobi thy name...