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.......my Dear Hausa People, It's ''fifty'' Not ''pipty'' (LAUGH IT OFF) by Eberex(m): 11:03am On Feb 11, 2015 |
My dear Ghanaians; Its "Church", not "Chech". "Pastor', not "pastar". "Doctor", not "Dactar". My fellow Nigerians; It's "Bath", not "Baff". Our currency is called "Naira", not "Narrah". My dear Edo people(Nigeria); Its argument, not "Ajument". My dear Yorubas(Nigeria); Its "Air", not "Hair" "Eight", not "Hate". It's "Van Persie", not "Fan Persin". My dear Ibadan peeps(Nigeria); Its "Sean Tizzle", not "Sun Tissu"! Its not "Siro" but "Zero"! My dear Hausa people(Nigeria); Its "Fifty", not "Pipty". Its "People", not "Fiffle". Its "Five", not "Pipe". It's "Glo", not "Gilo"! Seriously it's "TuFace weds Annie Macauley", stop saying "Toothpaste weds Animal calling". My Egun people(Nigeria); Its actually "MTN" and not "NTM"! My dear Calabar peeps(Nigeria); Kindly note it's "Love" and not "Rurf". My Benue people(Nigeria); Its not "LickLoss", it's "RickRoss". My Igbo people(Nigeria); There is nothing like "Thaaaasand", it's "Thousand". It is "Bed-sheet" and not "Bay sheet". And its "Thirty", not "Thaaaartie"! Our Lord's prayer is actually "Our Father, who at in Heaven, hallowed be thy name...", and not "Our Father, look at eleven, adaobi thy name...'." Add yours 1 Like |
Re: .......my Dear Hausa People, It's ''fifty'' Not ''pipty'' (LAUGH IT OFF) by bot101(m): 12:23pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
buhahaha! |
Re: .......my Dear Hausa People, It's ''fifty'' Not ''pipty'' (LAUGH IT OFF) by izaray(f): 12:40pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
My dear, i was go to work dis morning, so i boarded a bike to one bus stop like dat, alone Mararaba/Nyanya, in Abuja. I told d okoda guy dat, i was going an NNPC filling station, so i can easily get a car in order to escape d traffic. My dear, dis guy took me to a police station and dropped me they o, i tried explaining to him, i now realize dat, their letter F is used as letter P, in Hausa. |
Re: .......my Dear Hausa People, It's ''fifty'' Not ''pipty'' (LAUGH IT OFF) by Eberex(m): 1:20pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
izaray: hahahahahaheheheheh!!!! you for woooz am silap na |
Re: .......my Dear Hausa People, It's ''fifty'' Not ''pipty'' (LAUGH IT OFF) by izaray(f): 1:32pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Eberex:Hmm..dose pple wey no get common sense? I just paid d guy and looked 4 sum1 else o |
Re: .......my Dear Hausa People, It's ''fifty'' Not ''pipty'' (LAUGH IT OFF) by Eberex(m): 2:11pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
izaray: The guy lucky say e jam gentle lady like you |
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