Another reason I insist the Negr0 should have been colonized for 200 years before exposing him to Christianity

Residents of a village in Singorwet ward, Bomet County were treated to a nerve wrecking drama last Sunday after a local church pastor unsuccessfully attempted to fly to Jerusalem using artificial wings, falling off a tree and breaking his legs.

The man of God, famous in the village for predicting the second coming of Jesus on several occasions, something which has never come to pass, is said to have gone round the village announcing his departure to Jerusalem.

...read on

http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/entertainment/m/?articleID=2000143148&story_title=pastor-tries-to-fly-like-angel-to-jerusalem-breaks-legs-before-his-congregation

This kinda gist should be garnished wod pikchos.... xo, pikcho or wedonbilivit

Vooks are you sonoflucifer that is fond of making fun of xtian. Imagine calling a mentally derange man a pastor

This is how you sanitize the human genetic pool; castrating such m0rons

2cato:
Vooks are you sonoflucifer that is fond of making fun of xtian. Imagine calling a mentally derange man a pastor

2cato:
Vooks are you sonoflucifer that is fond of making fun of xtian. Imagine calling a mentally derange man a pastor

Isn't christianity a form of mental derangement?

Praise tha lord.
Assuming im charm work thousand of people go dey fooled by him.
Fools follow fool

Christianity is not based on human wisdom; ignorant primates think everyone else is insane

cold:

Isn't christianity a form of mental derangement?

2cato:
Vooks are you sonoflucifer that is fond of making fun of xtian. Imagine calling a mentally derange man a pastor

Do not associate me with that ignorant fellow.

vooks:
This is how you sanitize the human genetic pool; castrating such m0rons

Must have hurt.. Losing your balls that way.

vooks:
Christianity is not based on human wisdom; ignorant primates think everyone else is insane

Oh yes it's based upon spiritual understanding. Yeah i've heard that one before. Little wonder there are so many crazed loonies talking about a daddy in the sky,mansions in the sky (of course after you die) and eternal flame to burn the opposition to cinders..yeah seems legit

Serves the mad man right

vooks:
Christianity is not based on human wisdom; ignorant primates think everyone else is insane

Hypocrite.

ye men of surplus faith

@ topic

another @ that 2nd pic where that girl kpekus was sublimely touched.

Loooool. Now he has gone from flying to not walking. At least he has a reduced ability to hurt himself. So there's a silver lining.

LMAO! reminds me of that other looney pastor that got killed by a snake

Sometimes you just have to let these folks take their leap of faith to show that indeed if there's a God, he doesn't give a f.uck

Repent thou son of perdition or perish with your god of this world. Jesus Christ loves you

sonOfLucifer:

Hypocrite.

More religitards with 'spiritual understanding'

First he had his congregation eating grass to make them 'close to God', now controversial South African preacher makes his flock drink PETROL


Pastor Lesego Daniel made news after telling his congregation to eat grassHe's now persuaded them to drink petrol at his Pretoria ministryThe preacher told his flock the petrol had been turned to pineapple juice 

A South African preacher who made his congregation eat grass to make them 'closer to God' before using them as a human carpet has now got them drinking petrol.

Pastor Lesego Daniel of the Rabboni Centre Ministry poured some of the liquid into a bucket before dropping a match into it and setting it alight to prove that it really was petrol.

Unveiling his latest 'miracle' to the congregation, he then told them that the petrol had been turned into pineapple juice and persuaded people to line up to take a sip from a bottle of the liquid.



A South African preacher (pictured) who made his congregation eat grass to make them 'closer to God' before using them as a human carpet has now got them drinking petrol




Bizarre: Several members of the congregation step forward to drink the petrol, which Pastor Lesego Daniel claimed had been turned into pineapple juice

Preacher encourages congregation to sip petrol as part of 'miracle'

A video showing his congregation in the town of Garankuwa, near Pretoria in northern South Africa's Gauteng Province, drinking the yellow liquid warns: 'If you cannot turn water into wine, don't try this'.



Pastor Daniel tells his congregation: 'I want to prove to you, with the flames that will burn here, that it shows what can be achieved if you have faith.'

He adds: 'What you see, you have to believe it.' He then drinks some of the liquid himself.

GP Dr Arun Ghosh underlined the dangers of drinking petrol.

He told MailOnline: 'It's highly toxic and can give you serious gastric erosion. It will lead to severe stomach problems.'


Pastor Daniel tells his congregation 'I want to prove to you, with the flames that will burn here, that it shows what can be achieved if you have faith'

The controversial preacher made international headlines in January when he was photographed persuading followers to eat the grass at his ministry.

He said that humans with faith eat anything to feed their bodies and can survive on whatever they choose to eat, and persuading them to eat grass and drink petrol was simply a way of proving the point.

One woman claimed eating grass stopped her having a sore throat, while another said it healed her after a stroke. 

Interviewed by local media one of the congregation, Rosemary Phetha, said: 'Yes, we eat grass and we're proud of it because it demonstrates that, with God's power, we can do anything.'

The controversial preacher made international headlines in January when he was photographed persuading followers to eat the grass at his ministry



One woman claimed eating grass stopped her having a sore throat, while another said it healed her after a stroke

Another, Doreen Kgatle, 27, from Garankuwa, suffered a stroke two years ago. She said: 'I could not walk but soon after eating the grass, as the pastor had ordered, I started gaining strength and an hour later I could walk again.'

Photos showed that followers who had eaten grass then allowed Pastor Daniel to walk across them as they spread out on the floor.

The grass eating, however, failed to impress many with one outraged commentator saying: 'Is this a scene in a movie? This can't be real. God created animals to chew grass and made human beings to dominate over animals. Any person who reduces human beings to animals is definitely not of God.'

cold:
More religitards with 'spiritual understanding'

First he had his congregation eating grass to make them 'close to God', now controversial South African preacher makes his flock drink PETROL

Na wa o

Fantastic piece of news.

I hope the leg stays broken!

sylve11:


Na wa o

You ain't seen nothing yet

I pray he come to his senses soon

ElFenomeno1:
Fantastic piece of news.

I hope the leg stays broken!

vooks:
I pray he come to his senses soon

I pray the same for you.

I pray you meet Christ

sonOfLucifer:

I pray the same for you.

vooks:
I pray you meet Christ

I have met him. I didn't like him. He had bad hygiene and kept some weird goattee.

Lol.... Dis one na serious matter o

sonOfLucifer:

I have met him. I didn't like him. He had bad hygiene and kept some weird goattee.

oh lord

Satan teaches his followers to blaspheme so that they can draw away from God.

adebayor1490:
oh lord

vooks:
Satan teaches his followers to blaspheme so that they can draw away from God.

Jesus was killed for blasphemy.

he laid down his life for you

sonOfLucifer:

Jesus was killed for blasphemy.

vooks:
he laid down his life for you

He should have had the decency to ask first. Who sacrifices himself without my permission? Did I ask him to? He was stupid and got served.