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Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by vooks: 7:42pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
Another reason I insist the Negr0 should have been colonized for 200 years before exposing him to Christianity Residents of a village in Singorwet ward, Bomet County were treated to a nerve wrecking drama last Sunday after a local church pastor unsuccessfully attempted to fly to Jerusalem using artificial wings, falling off a tree and breaking his legs....read on http://www.standardmedia.co.ke/entertainment/m/?articleID=2000143148&story_title=pastor-tries-to-fly-like-angel-to-jerusalem-breaks-legs-before-his-congregation 1 Like
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Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by html14java(f): 7:51pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
This kinda gist should be garnished wod pikchos.... xo, pikcho or wedonbilivit |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by SalC: 7:52pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by 2cato: 7:59pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
Vooks are you sonoflucifer that is fond of making fun of xtian. Imagine calling a mentally derange man a pastor |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by vooks: 8:01pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
This is how you sanitize the human genetic pool; castrating such m0rons 2cato: |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by cold(m): 8:02pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
2cato:Isn't christianity a form of mental derangement? 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by holatin(m): 8:02pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
Praise tha lord. Assuming im charm work thousand of people go dey fooled by him. Fools follow fool |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by vooks: 8:04pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
Christianity is not based on human wisdom; ignorant primates think everyone else is insane cold: 3 Likes |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by Nobody: 8:08pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
2cato:Do not associate me with that ignorant fellow. |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by Nobody: 8:09pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
vooks:Must have hurt.. Losing your balls that way. |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by cold(m): 8:25pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
vooks:Oh yes it's based upon spiritual understanding. Yeah i've heard that one before. Little wonder there are so many crazed loonies talking about a daddy in the sky,mansions in the sky (of course after you die) and eternal flame to burn the opposition to cinders..yeah seems legit 3 Likes
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Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by Onyiibazz: 8:44pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
Serves the mad man right |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by Nobody: 8:49pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
vooks:Hypocrite. |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by tobechi20(m): 8:52pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
ye men of surplus faith |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by sylve11: 8:56pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
@ topic another @ that 2nd pic where that girl kpekus was sublimely touched. 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by finofaya: 9:08pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
Loooool. Now he has gone from flying to not walking. At least he has a reduced ability to hurt himself. So there's a silver lining. |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by timmy2409(m): 9:13pm On Dec 01, 2014 |
LMAO! reminds me of that other looney pastor that got killed by a snake Sometimes you just have to let these folks take their leap of faith to show that indeed if there's a God, he doesn't give a f.uck 2 Likes |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by vooks: 4:16am On Dec 02, 2014 |
Repent thou son of perdition or perish with your god of this world. Jesus Christ loves you sonOfLucifer: |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by cold(m): 10:55am On Dec 02, 2014 |
More religitards with 'spiritual understanding' First he had his congregation eating grass to make them 'close to God', now controversial South African preacher makes his flock drink PETROL Pastor Lesego Daniel made news after telling his congregation to eat grassHe's now persuaded them to drink petrol at his Pretoria ministryThe preacher told his flock the petrol had been turned to pineapple juice A South African preacher who made his congregation eat grass to make them 'closer to God' before using them as a human carpet has now got them drinking petrol. Pastor Lesego Daniel of the Rabboni Centre Ministry poured some of the liquid into a bucket before dropping a match into it and setting it alight to prove that it really was petrol. Unveiling his latest 'miracle' to the congregation, he then told them that the petrol had been turned into pineapple juice and persuaded people to line up to take a sip from a bottle of the liquid. A South African preacher (pictured) who made his congregation eat grass to make them 'closer to God' before using them as a human carpet has now got them drinking petrol Bizarre: Several members of the congregation step forward to drink the petrol, which Pastor Lesego Daniel claimed had been turned into pineapple juice Preacher encourages congregation to sip petrol as part of 'miracle' A video showing his congregation in the town of Garankuwa, near Pretoria in northern South Africa's Gauteng Province, drinking the yellow liquid warns: 'If you cannot turn water into wine, don't try this'. Pastor Daniel tells his congregation: 'I want to prove to you, with the flames that will burn here, that it shows what can be achieved if you have faith.' He adds: 'What you see, you have to believe it.' He then drinks some of the liquid himself. GP Dr Arun Ghosh underlined the dangers of drinking petrol. He told MailOnline: 'It's highly toxic and can give you serious gastric erosion. It will lead to severe stomach problems.' Pastor Daniel tells his congregation 'I want to prove to you, with the flames that will burn here, that it shows what can be achieved if you have faith' The controversial preacher made international headlines in January when he was photographed persuading followers to eat the grass at his ministry. He said that humans with faith eat anything to feed their bodies and can survive on whatever they choose to eat, and persuading them to eat grass and drink petrol was simply a way of proving the point. One woman claimed eating grass stopped her having a sore throat, while another said it healed her after a stroke. Interviewed by local media one of the congregation, Rosemary Phetha, said: 'Yes, we eat grass and we're proud of it because it demonstrates that, with God's power, we can do anything.' The controversial preacher made international headlines in January when he was photographed persuading followers to eat the grass at his ministry One woman claimed eating grass stopped her having a sore throat, while another said it healed her after a stroke Another, Doreen Kgatle, 27, from Garankuwa, suffered a stroke two years ago. She said: 'I could not walk but soon after eating the grass, as the pastor had ordered, I started gaining strength and an hour later I could walk again.' Photos showed that followers who had eaten grass then allowed Pastor Daniel to walk across them as they spread out on the floor. The grass eating, however, failed to impress many with one outraged commentator saying: 'Is this a scene in a movie? This can't be real. God created animals to chew grass and made human beings to dominate over animals. Any person who reduces human beings to animals is definitely not of God.'
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Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by sylve11: 11:20am On Dec 02, 2014 |
cold: Na wa o |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by ElFenomeno1: 11:21am On Dec 02, 2014 |
Fantastic piece of news. I hope the leg stays broken! |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by cold(m): 11:31am On Dec 02, 2014 |
sylve11:You ain't seen nothing yet
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Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by vooks: 5:12pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
I pray he come to his senses soon ElFenomeno1: |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by Nobody: 5:36pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
vooks:I pray the same for you. |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by vooks: 6:25am On Dec 17, 2014 |
I pray you meet Christ sonOfLucifer: |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by Nobody: 6:30am On Dec 17, 2014 |
vooks:I have met him. I didn't like him. He had bad hygiene and kept some weird goattee. 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by Nobody: 9:28am On Dec 17, 2014 |
Lol.... Dis one na serious matter o |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by Nobody: 9:28am On Dec 17, 2014 |
sonOfLucifer:oh lord |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by vooks: 2:22pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
Satan teaches his followers to blaspheme so that they can draw away from God. adebayor1490: |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by Nobody: 2:50pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
vooks:Jesus was killed for blasphemy. |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by vooks: 3:15pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
he laid down his life for you sonOfLucifer: |
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by Nobody: 3:19pm On Dec 18, 2014 |
vooks:He should have had the decency to ask first. Who sacrifices himself without my permission? Did I ask him to? He was stupid and got served. |
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