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Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by vooks: 3:54pm On Dec 18, 2014
Philippians 2:9-11King James Version (KJV)
9 Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a name which is above every name:
10 That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;
11 And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.


He knows you need it. Know the way a kid screams when getting some vaccine jabs? That's you son of perdition. Jesus loves you
sonOfLucifer:

He should have had the decency to ask first. Who sacrifices himself without my permission? Did I ask him to? He was stupid and got served.
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by Nobody: 5:13pm On Dec 18, 2014
vooks:
Philippians 2:9-11King James Version (KJV)
9 Wherefore God also hath highly exalted him, and given him a name which is above every name:
10 That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;
11 And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.


He knows you need it. Know the way a kid screams when getting some vaccine jabs? That's you son of perdition. Jesus loves you
Well, his name isnt making anyone bow. Just a bunch of ignorant assholes eating grass and losing their limbs while trying out angelic stunts. Seems he has a thing for fools. I am not a fool.

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Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by Nobody: 11:26am On Dec 19, 2014
vooks:
Satan teaches his followers to blaspheme so that they can draw away from God.
Yeah yeah yeah
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by Acekidc4(m): 1:14pm On Dec 21, 2014
2cato:
Vooks are you sonoflucifer that is fond of making fun of xtian. Imagine calling a mentally derange man a pastor


*Laughing* Vooks answer dis young man
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by vooks: 5:41am On Dec 22, 2014
2cato,
Laughing at foolishness is not Christianity
SonofLucifer is my prayer item, that he sees the light of the glorious gospel and start serving the creator and not the creature

Acekidc4:



*Laughing* Vooks answer dis young man
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by kevoh(m): 10:18am On Dec 22, 2014
cold:

You ain't seen nothing yet

Cold let me have a link to this drowning pastor news. wink
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by obiZEAL(m): 11:44am On Dec 22, 2014
good for him...
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by lastmessenger: 12:37pm On Dec 22, 2014
cold:

Oh yes it's based upon spiritual understanding. Yeah i've heard that one before. Little wonder there are so many crazed loonies talking about a daddy in the sky,mansions in the sky (of course after you die) and eternal flame to burn the opposition to cinders..yeah seems legit
How come things you don't believe nor understand is giving you a sleepless?
Athiest you guys are the real lunatics
Re: Pastor Tries To Fly Like Angel To Jerusalem, Breaks Legs Before His Congregation by tartar9(m): 10:42pm On Dec 22, 2014
Eeyaa it would have been better if he prayed and waited in faith for Elijah's first class VIP transport of heavenly chariots and horses of fire to carry him in a whirlwind to jerusalem rather than loosing his limbs.

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