I can never forget the day I was badly stung by this annoying termites back in university. I was about to travel back to Lagos after the semester ended and I left home before the break of dawn. We usually wait at a junction for the cab to arrive. That day, I never knew I was standing on their(Ants) path. I boarded the cab and we were 4 passengers at the back which made it difficult for one to even bring out money from the pocket.
Suddenly, I felt a sharp pinch on my scrotum...and another and I began to move all parts of my body trying to scratch. I almost elbowed the other passenger. I didnt know when I screamed "Bleep!". The other passengers were just staring at me like someone just sent madness from my village to me. It was a bitter experience that I had to off my trousers on the road.

Lol. I had similar experience at the Golf course,all I cd do
was scream that I didn't know how my club flew from my
hand, still have
the mark on my foot.
Can't forget a guy's experience too at d camp,d guy removed
everything on him not minding ladies were around,we all
ran away to avert seeing wat we shouldn't see.

My own was back then in my secondary School, our school dustbin was located in a bush area at back of d skul, so every latecomer goes to work dia by pushin d dustbin furda inside to b able to create space in d dustbin area. So d dustbin was usually dia (ants) territory. On dat very day I went to skul late and I was comissioned to work in d dustbin for some mins after I was thru with d work. I immediately rush to join d assembly to hear d latest developments, b4 I went, I checkd myself all ova incase of ants nd I saw nothin, so I confidently walkd into d assembly afta sum few mins I started feelin an itchin pain in my hair and under my socks. I ignord. it d 1st tym afta sum time it bcame worse omen I started strugglin with my hair.I ended up pullin out sum of my hair nd I tore my socks dat day just to get d ants out and d ants bit me to d point blood came out dat day.mehn I can neva forget dat day

Remember a time like that....


I went for a burial ceremony and i had to help the cooks prepare salad over night since the salad is much and it must be ready first thing in the morning.

Never knew where i was was near where they poured dirty water and overnight, these ants av already started their own nocturnal activities and right under the bench i was sitting on was their expressway.

Imagine my joy after sitting down for four hours preparing salad and i joyfully stood up to stretch my legs only to stand on them.


Well.... The rest is history.

Thank God i never cut my bush sha.

The collateral damage would have been high

Highflyer3:
I can never forget the day I was badly stung by this annoying termites back in university. I was about to travel back to Lagos after the semester ended and I left home before the break of dawn. We usually wait at a junction for the cab to arrive. That day, I never knew I was standing on their(Ants) path. I boarded the cab and we were 4 passengers at the back which made it difficult for one to even bring out money from the pocket.
Suddenly, I felt a sharp pinch on my scrotum...and another and I began to move all parts of my body trying to scratch. I almost elbowed the other passenger. I didnt know when I screamed "Bleep!". The other passengers were just staring at me like someone just sent madness from my village to me. It was a bitter experience that I had to off my trousers on the road.

during my university days ,stil a fresher then at osu 2004,mini campus road health centre area which was stil very bushy then.after my hall mate poured dirty oily water from d plates he washed at d back yard only to start hearing cracking sounds at night while reading.i neva knew soldier ants had invades my 12 by 12 room in thousands.they were comming in tru d window. there was no light. thank God my lantern was on.
by d time i saw their quantity i screamed and ran out if my room only to discover my hallmates room has also been invaded .no space to place my feet.i ran bak inside d room and poured all d salt i had in my cupboard on my carpet.
alas! their lines scattered and they were every where xcept my bed coz it was on a wooden frame
i couldnt sleep till morning. i neva knew how they all dissappeared and no single one of them left.

my landlady's 28 out of 40chicks that was kept in a n empty room at d backyard were eaten to d bone by morning during d soldier ants attack.

^^Seriously, soldier ants can eat a 2month old puppy