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Recruitment Policy by bigfather(m): 11:49am On Dec 02, 2008 |
[b]THIS IS HOW WE RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB……………… We Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. If they are counting the bricks. , Put them in the accounts department. If they are recounting them. , Put them in auditing. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks , Put them in engineering. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. , Put them in strategic planning. If they are throwing the bricks at each other. , Put them in operations . If they are sleeping. , , Put them in security. If they have broken the bricks into pieces. , Put them in information technology. If they are sitting idle. , Put them in human resources . If they say they have tried different combinations, yet not a brick has been moved. , .Put them in sales. If they have already left for the day. , Put them in marketing. And then last but not least. If they are talking to each other,sipping a drink and not a single brick has been moved. , Congratulate them and put them in top management!!!!![/b] |
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