NIGERIA….MY BELOVED COUNTRY.
• Where our mothers use ice cream
bowls to store pepper in
the fridge
• Where ladies don’t accept flowers for
valentine or birthday.
• Where lizard go look ur eyeball, node
head say “notin dey
happen guy”
• Where a blind beggar will reject a
fake nairanote. • Where Groundnuts are sold in
BOTTLES and WATER is sold
in SATCHETS.
• Where parents claim they were
always first position in
school. • Where You Can Be A Driver For Years
Without A ‘DRIVER’s
LICENCE’
• Where government officials don’t
know the national
anthem. •Where Gala and Lacasera are d best
options wen stuck in
traffic.
• Where you are jailed for stealing
Maggi and given a
chieftancy title for stealing millions. • Where we fight for everything. To
gain admission to
university, to get a job and worse still
to enter a bus!
• Where u are robbed of your phone
and the robbers come back for ur Pin code n charger.
• Where ur type of GENERATOR shows
how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame your
family members in the
village for your problems. • Where rich men must have pot belly.
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE
ANYHOW.
• Where generator is a social amenity.
• Where people dey collect change for
beggarhand. • Where igbo men produce Toyota
camry jeans and Dr’dre
slippers
• Where the man who had no shoes is
the president.
•Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!!!