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Mr Funny Goodluck Jonathan,joke Of The Day by sundalito: 11:33pm On Dec 05, 2014 |
plane was about to crash and there were only 4 parachutes in the plane.meanwhilethere were 5 people on it. The 1st person was lionel Messi and he said: i'm the best footballer, I cant die now" so He took 1 parachute and left. The 2nd who was Aliko Dangote said " i'm the richest man in Africa and i'm too young to die" so he took the 2nd parachute and left. The third was President Jonathan and he said :" i'm the smartest president in the world so I cant die nw,my people still needs me, so he took 1 and left. Then It was left with Pope John Paul and a little school girl. The Pope said to the little girl" take the last one, i'll sacrifice my life for you". The little girl replied no need for that sir "there are two parachutes left. The pope asked her: how come? the little girl replied: Click here to continue reading jokes www.incrediblewap.cf/registration_site.xhtml?do_id=00&get-file=1 |
Re: Mr Funny Goodluck Jonathan,joke Of The Day by experimentist: 12:23am On Dec 06, 2014 |
sundalito:what did she reply? Blogger! |
Re: Mr Funny Goodluck Jonathan,joke Of The Day by alabiyemmy(m): 6:57am On Dec 06, 2014 |
dumb |
Re: Mr Funny Goodluck Jonathan,joke Of The Day by tempest01(m): 11:43am On Dec 06, 2014 |
I'm not clicking that link.... I guess Johnathan took the schoolbag of the girl and jumped |
Re: Mr Funny Goodluck Jonathan,joke Of The Day by hfinest1(m): 2:05pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
dis joke was funny the first 400 times i heard it..... then it was obasanjo that took the girl's school bag..... mtcheww |
Re: Mr Funny Goodluck Jonathan,joke Of The Day by sundalito: 2:22pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
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