Me : Hi
The Girl : Hi

Me: Is been a while

The Girl : Pls am very sorry for not coming online regularly these days, it's because my iPhone 6 had a problem and my iPad battery is dead, my sister is with my Samsung galaxy note 4. Am just here at home sitting alone since my parents travel to London. I would have to Skyped with you but I misplaced my Apple laptop power pack, so I have to hit south Africa to get a new one. I wanted visiting the mall to night but my aunt went out with my bugatti and my junior brother is out with the 2014 range rover, the Toyota highlander had a little problem, the tyre of Honda CRV is flat and I hate driving Lexus jeep at night, I tried calling our driver to come a and pick me with ma mums Ferrari but no credit in my account, so can you please send me MTN 100 so that I can call him plz?

Me : Chisos!

Lolz put a smile on ur fwends face just as I do. Oya add your own