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If U Dint Do Any Of These Stuffs Your Childhood Was Dry by Nobody: 6:54am On Dec 06, 2014 |
[color=#990000][/color]― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wakeup on the bed. ― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite.- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter (leke leke) - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under banana trees @nights (I still believe that thing o..Lol) - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cooking grass nd sand without fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover. ........then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! I dey tells you ― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wakeup on the bed. ― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite.- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter (leke leke) - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under banana trees @nights (I still believe that thing o..Lol) - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cooking grass nd sand without fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover. ........then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! I dey tells you 1 Like |
Re: If U Dint Do Any Of These Stuffs Your Childhood Was Dry by simplemach(m): 7:00am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Is this how children play in Nigeria...? never did any of these, though i spent my childhood in Dubai. |
Re: If U Dint Do Any Of These Stuffs Your Childhood Was Dry by yuncka: 7:01am On Dec 06, 2014 |
Tell dat to kids from the indomie generation. Proudly Okin generation. |
Re: If U Dint Do Any Of These Stuffs Your Childhood Was Dry by Nobody: 9:36am On Dec 06, 2014 |
if you didn't try to balance a light switch in-between on and off if you didn't make paper aeroplane, paper watch and paper wallet Although kids of these days hardly do it, twaz kind of fun then |
Re: If U Dint Do Any Of These Stuffs Your Childhood Was Dry by Queenw: 9:56am On Dec 06, 2014 |
i played all dis play...... dat was then wen men are boys and women are still virgin |
Re: If U Dint Do Any Of These Stuffs Your Childhood Was Dry by cornelin(m): 6:08pm On Dec 06, 2014 |
Well I did close to 98% of those. |
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