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Chai! Na So Those Girls Be? by Skynetlodgetk(m): 7:34am On Dec 06, 2014
CHAI! NASO THOSE GIRL BE?
As I Was Gisting With My Friends
Outside, One
Tall,
Black, Pretty, Coca Cola Bottled
Girl
Came Out
From
Her Friend's Compound. I
Approached
Her.
ME: Hello...Helloo o
GIRL: What! Why Are You
Purchasing
Me?
ME: (Shocked) It Seems You're
Very
New In
This Area
GIRL: Yes Yes Yes.. I'm A Nuisance
In
This Area
So??!
ME: (Scratches Head) Okay Why
Don't
You
Come And
Say Hello To My Friends (She
Greets
Them And
Tries
Walking Away)
ME: Come On.. Are We
Quarreling?
GIRL: Oh My gods!! (Sighs) Look
Am
Tired
Okay
ME: Oh!! Can Really See Fatigue
Written All
Over Your
Face
GIRL: Really?? I Just Rub It This
Morning.
ME: Since You're Tired, Why Don't
You
Come
And Sit
With Us For A While (She Agrees)
FRIEND 1: Seriously Do You Care
For
Shawarma?
GIRL: NO! I Don't Take Alcohol
FRIEND 2: Do You Prefer Snacks?
GIRL: NO! It's Too Sugary
FRIEND 3: How About Ice Cream?
GIRL: It's Too Hot For My Liking
ME: (Stands) Alright Can You
Follow Us
On
Twitter?
GIRL: Mehn! I Hate That
Restaurant.
(We Ran Away)

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