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And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by yungchop: 7:38pm On Sep 10, 2014
I am sorry baby that I didn't make it today
because my I-phone had a problem and my I-
pad battery is dead. My sister is with my
Samsung Galaxy Note 3. I'm just here at home
so bored since my parents travelled to the U.S.
I would have Skyped with you but I misplaced
my Apple laptop power pack so I have to hit
South Africa tomorrow to get a new one. I also
wanted to go to the mall tonight but my auntie
went out with the Range Rover keys and my
elder brother went with the Hummer.
Baby I'm so stuck here since I hate driving the
Mercedes Benz, I tried calling the driver to bring
back the Pajero but no credit. Can you please
send me MTN credit?
Lmao grin
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Baddestguyp(m): 7:40pm On Sep 10, 2014
grin they know themselves....oya come out before I mention you
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by lirusehn(m): 7:47pm On Sep 10, 2014

Abssolute bullsh*t
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Nobody: 7:50pm On Sep 10, 2014
undecided y'all are too mean
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by yungchop: 8:04pm On Sep 10, 2014
Baddestguyp: grin they know themselves....oya come out before I mention you
lile rozzay, farano, marieolae and kachisbarbie abi?? Mention them o
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by MissSlimbody(f): 8:05pm On Sep 10, 2014
After all d advertisement, make i send u air-time??

Babe wait o, i dey come...Oniranu oshi
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Nobody: 8:07pm On Sep 10, 2014
yungchop: lile rozzay, farano, marieolae and kachisberbie abi?? Mention them o
Lol...you done see me do this kind thing...but this begging is highclass... grin
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by chimerase2: 8:07pm On Sep 10, 2014
Is funny abi undecided undecided undecided undecided










E funny small kwa but I no go laff cus I neva chop angry
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by mstik(f): 8:10pm On Sep 10, 2014
grin
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by yungchop: 8:11pm On Sep 10, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
Lol...you done see me do this kind thing...but this begging is highclass... grin
its a called Class Begging grin missslimbody, na confirm advert be that o grin @chimerase2, who send you laff??
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by mstik(f): 8:11pm On Sep 10, 2014
rozzay dem callie you ohh
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Baddestguyp(m): 8:12pm On Sep 10, 2014
yungchop: lile rozzay, farano, marieolae and kachisbarbie abi?? Mention them o
oya
temigracie
hannesy
mstik
...more coming up
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Nobody: 8:12pm On Sep 10, 2014
Yungchop u don chop belleful today abi dis one wey u dey open thread up nd down. Anyway na ur time carry go
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by chimerase2: 8:13pm On Sep 10, 2014
yungchop: its a called Class Begging grin missslimbody, na confirm advert be that o grin @chimerase2, who send you laff??
sometin cover ua ear grin grin
I said I for laff but na hunger cus amu undecided undecided
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by chimerase2: 8:14pm On Sep 10, 2014
mstik: grin
cocroach wan enter ua mouth cheesy
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by marieolae(f): 8:19pm On Sep 10, 2014
Hahahahahaaa
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Nobody: 8:23pm On Sep 10, 2014
Baddestguyp: oya
temigracie
hannesy
mstik
...more coming up
..You don high.....

But i told you to stop smoking pawpaw leaves...
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Baddestguyp(m): 8:25pm On Sep 10, 2014
temigracie: ..You don high.....

But i told you to stop smoking pawpaw leaves...
I only smoke cos u smoke tongue
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Tymax(m): 8:29pm On Sep 10, 2014
See them! grin They are not denying it sha. Guilty. angry
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Nobody: 8:45pm On Sep 10, 2014
Broke guys everywhere grin
So what? She might be saying the truth...
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Tymax(m): 8:47pm On Sep 10, 2014
3cycle: Broke guys everywhere grin
So what? She might be saying the truth...
Lol. Hungry babes everywhere. Truth indeed. So it's not bad? Continue, you hear? Continue!

But let us fear God in everything we are doing grin
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Nobody: 8:56pm On Sep 10, 2014
Tymax:
Lol. Hungry babes everywhere. Truth indeed. So it's not bad? Continue, you hear? Continue!

But let us fear God in everything we are doing grin
Some people are born with a silver spoon, you can't blame them, if e pain you na to hussle o.

*Aminu, where is the Acura (evilspirit)that was parked here?

Aunty bobby drove out with it sad
Ok get the keys to the venza I'm late, leaving for the spar. Please be fast grin
*zooms out of thread*
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Tymax(m): 8:57pm On Sep 10, 2014
3cycle:
Some people are born with a silver spoon, you can't blame them, if e pain you na to hussle o.

*Aminu, where is the Acura (evilspirit)that was parked here?

Aunty bobby drove out with it sad
Ok get the keys to the venza I'm late, leaving for the spar. Please be fast grin
*zooms out of thread*
Hehehe grin

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Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by hannesy(f): 9:48pm On Sep 10, 2014
When I wake up I will reply u
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by calobinna(m): 11:39pm On Sep 10, 2014
3cycle:
Some people are born with a silver spoon, you can't blame them, if e pain you na to hussle o.

*Aminu, where is the Acura (evilspirit)that was parked here?

Aunty bobby drove out with it sad
Ok get the keys to the venza I'm late, leaving for the spar. Please be fast grin
*zooms out of thread*
i can't find it, i have the keys to the keke napep!...dat would be manageable!
#lmbo
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Nobody: 11:43pm On Sep 10, 2014
calobinna: i can't find it, i have the keys to the keke napep!...dat would be manageable!
#lmbo
Ke gini?nnah biko. Ooo
Na venza level me dey oioo grin
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by macklef(m): 8:24am On Sep 11, 2014
marieolae: Hahahahahaaa
hey, ican imagn how that laugh would look like,#Bliss
dear, mind if i get in touch with u, kindly reply plssssssssssssss. *puppy face*
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by marieolae(f): 8:36am On Sep 11, 2014
macklef:
hey, ican imagn how that laugh would look like,#Bliss
dear, mind if i get in touch with u, kindly reply plssssssssssssss. *puppy face*
smiley
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Baddestguyp(m): 8:54am On Sep 11, 2014
macklef:
hey, ican imagn how that laugh would look like,#Bliss
dear, mind if i get in touch with u, kindly reply plssssssssssssss. *puppy face*
should i call this woman-wrapping
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by macklef(m): 9:47am On Sep 11, 2014
marieolae: smiley
lol. that smile dosnt help at this time. i knw u cant drop your number a pm would just cement my plea. cry cry
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by yungchop: 9:51am On Sep 11, 2014
Baddestguyp -- good work!! We should call the bodies involved in dealing with woman wrappering to take a look at this case, the inspector general of NL police ; mR. Tosyne2much, the Chief judge ; mrs. Kachisbarbie (good morning ma'am wink ) , and the barrister to the accused ms. temigracie , under the cons. Law of NL, section 32 ; no NLer should be found woman rappering !! It is a qriminal offence, especially those commited in the very early mor mor morning on thursdays. Mr. Macklef you've been accused of 99counts of woman wrappering, GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY?? angry
Re: And Nigerian Girls Be Like . . . by Baddestguyp(m): 9:57am On Sep 11, 2014
yungchop: Baddestguyp -- good work!! We should call the bodies involved in dealing with woman wrappering to take a look at this case, the inspector general of NL police ; mR. Tosyne2much, the Chief judge ; mrs. Kachisbarbie (good morning ma'am wink ) , and the barrister to the accused ms. temigracie , under the cons. Law of NL, section 32 ; no NLer should be found woman rappering !! It is a qriminal offence, especially those commited in the very early mor mor morning on thursdays. Mr. Macklef you've been accused of 99counts of woman wrappering, GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY?? angry
Mr. Macklef better plead guilty or risk maximum punishment angry

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