Sometimes I think am dating MTN cos I go 2 bed with a
text and wake up with a text message as well..
Its either they are calling me or begging me 2
subscribe 2 one thing or another
VERY SOON MTN
WILL BE LIKE:
1: dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to
35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT
2: dear customer need DELIVERANCE??....Text
DEL TO 35388 4 daily tips on how 2 deliver
urself
3: dear customer facing ancestral problems??....t
ext ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily
ancestral tips
4: dear customer wanna bath but u have no
soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to receive daily
soaps on your phone
5: dear customer wanna commit SUICIDE??...text
SUI to 38777 and receive different suicide
techniques
6: dear customer wanna STEAL??...txt STE 2
45382 and receive expert stealing techniques
7: dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....TXT
HEART 2 38545 and receive tips on how to
plaster your heart....
8: dear customer wanna join BOKO HARAM??... TXT. BOK 2
25301
Imagine MTN sending ma grand mum BEAUTY
TIPS...4 what?? HABA!

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