Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to
bed
with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's
either
they are calling me or begging me to suscribe
to
one thing or the other.
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY
to353884 Tips on HUNGER And what to EAT
2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.... Text
DEL
TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver
yourself
3. Dear customer facing ancestral
problems??....
text ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily
ancestral tips
4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no
soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialy
soaps
to your phone
5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??..
..Txt
HEART
to 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster
your
heart...
Imagine MTN sending my grandma
BEAUTYTIPS...
for what??
HABA!
From tomorrow Ur might see things like........
1. U want to know how to WIN PDP primaries
against ALL ODDS text Okowa to 38554
2. If U don't want to BE Deceive into Politics
text
OBUH to 33003
Hahahahah
I dey vex now so I wan change my sim, pls
make una tell me the best network I fit dey use.
Am thinking of # MULTILINK or ‪#STARCOMM‬ .
What do you think?