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| Am I Dating MTN by mrbillz(m): 3:41pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's either they are calling me or begging me to subscribe to one thing or the other. VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE: 1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT 2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.... Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself 3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily ancestral tips 4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialysoaps to your phone 5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....Txt HEART to 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster yourheart... Dear customer..wanna catch all the witch in your village  text catch to 30305 for tips to catch all the witches in your village. Dear customer, do you knw there are people who doesnt want you to succeed in ur village? Text Thunder Fire Them to 33050 Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTYTIPS... for what =]Y HABA! => 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by abrahym(m): 4:11pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
Joke section.... YABA left things |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by parrotibaba(m): 7:15pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
This is so funny dat I forgot to laugh!  |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by dims95(m): 9:12pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
Funny op |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by sanandreas(m): 9:33pm On Dec 09, 2014 |
Mtn is so silly |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by Abbey2sam(m): 12:53am On Dec 10, 2014 |
parrotibaba: not everyone that goes to night of a thousand laugh laughs......... Our problems are different, yours might just be bigger 1 Like |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by parrotibaba(m): 1:02am On Dec 10, 2014 |
Abbey2sam:no it ain't, dis joke has already being cracked n it's on Facebook |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by missdebs(f): 1:27am On Dec 10, 2014 |
the latest trick is they're even using real numbers to call one...like wtf! |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by Tweetums(f): 6:24am On Dec 10, 2014 |
Nonsense |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by iykomo0(m): 6:49am On Dec 10, 2014 |
your own na Akara case |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by snika: 6:52am On Dec 10, 2014 |
You ain't seen nothing 1 Like 1 Share
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| Re: Am I Dating MTN by Nobody: 7:17am On Dec 10, 2014 |
Mtn na wa |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by Warlord3000(m): 8:32am On Dec 10, 2014 |
Happy married life with your Yello wife  |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by Elparaiso(m): 9:40am On Dec 10, 2014 |
snika:Guy, you thief MTN money ni? Within an hour? Sha I trust vault! |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by mikky94(m): 10:37am On Dec 10, 2014 |
i don tire for dem oooo . person fone go beep......u go tink say na bank alert |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by Promking: 10:56am On Dec 10, 2014 |
After MTN... Airtel is second in command... Silly network |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by ikombe: 4:03pm On Dec 10, 2014 |
parrotibaba:guy u harsh  |
| Re: Am I Dating MTN by 100Cents: 7:36pm On Dec 10, 2014 |
All the networks are run by lunatics.. " I am missing you " Text LOVE to 41941... |
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