Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to
bed with a text
and wake up with a text msg from MTN:

It's either they are calling me or begging me
to subscribe to
one thing or the other.

VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:

1. Dear customer are you HUNGRY??...txt
HGY to35388 4 tips
on HUNGER And what to EAT

2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.. ..
Text DEL TO 35388
for daily tips on how to deliver yourself

3. Dear customer facing ancestral
problems??.... text
ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily
ancestral tips

4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no
soap??....text
SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialysoaps to your
phone

5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??..
..Txt HEART to
38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster your
heart...

Imagine MTN sending one's grandma
BEAUTYTIPS... for
what?? HABA!

I laff in chinese

dOnLarich:
I laff in chinese

Mayb na jst me dey experience d tin sef

Lmao. Mtn foolish ehn. The one wey dey worry me pass na wen I dey expect alert. Like that's when they send more sef

Lumyboi:
Lmao. Mtn foolish ehn. The one wey dey worry me pass na wen I dey expect alert. Like that's when they send more sef

Guy na dat one pain pass oh.

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