A soldier was given a three-day leave to attend to
his newly wedded wife but on getting home, he
realised that his wife was in her menstrual period.
So he decided to send a telegram to his
headquarter to extend his leave but with his
mother-in-law and other visitors around, he
decided to code his message in the military way.
This is what followed;
SOLDIER: Omega one, this is omega twelve, danger
signal from the field, red alert in front, extend
leave. Do you read me?! Red alert in front, extend
leave.
HEADQUARTERS: Omega twelve, this is omega one,
I read you loud and clear! Attack from the back,
resume immediately! I repeat, attack from the back,
resume immediately! if u were d soldier wat will u do?