- If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
- If you didn't play rubber band.
- If you never bathed in the rain.
- If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
- If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.
- If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
- if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
- If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
- If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
- If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!

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