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Bet Why ??? @ MTN by Nobody: 4:32pm On Dec 11, 2014 |
Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's either they are calling me or begging me to suscribe to one thing or the other. VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE: 1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT 2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.. .. Text DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver yourself 3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems??.... text ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily ancestral tips 4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialysoaps to your phone 5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??.. ..Txt HEART to 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster yourheart... Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTYTIPS... for what?? HABA! |
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