DELTANS; HOW UNA SEE AM?
Recently, I feel like I am dating MTN. I go to bed
with a text and wake up with a text msg. It's
either they are calling me or begging me to
suscribe to one thing or the other.
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:
1. Dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY
to353884 Tips on HUNGER And what to EAT
2. Dear customer need DELIVERANCE??.... Text
DEL TO 35388 for daily tips on how to deliver
yourself
3. Dear customer facing ancestral problems??....
text ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily
ancestral tips
4. Dear customer wanna bathe but u have no
soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialy
soaps to your phone
5. Dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....Txt
HEART
to 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster your
heart...
Imagine MTN sending my grandma BEAUTYTIPS...
for what??
HABA!
From tomorrow Ur might see things like........
1. U want to know how to WIN PDP primaries
against ALL ODDS text Okowa to 38554
2. If U don't want to BE Deceive into Politics text
OBUH to 33003
Hahahahaha!

Hehehehe...mehn that was a freaking rib-cracking creative piece of writing!

If it were you who really came up with this, then comedy might just be your thingy mehn...abi how u too see am?

Omo adon tire 4 dem o.
Imagine say u dey wait 4 bank alert, msg from ya girl, or other import msg.
Msg com enta, u don dey happy.
As u try open the msg u con c
''for breakthrough and deliverance text BD to 30022''
To know who will win 2015. Presidential election text PRESIDO to 2015.
Glo go even call u with normal digit wey u go think say na person dey call una.
Omo na curse ago curse dem o.

naxo oo

Very soon they will be like "Do you know that next year is 2015 and after that is 2016?" for more AMAZING facts, send WOW to 32021. Just wonder how that one take be amazing fact.

Their own done too much self. I nor dey delete
again oo cox is like dey ar aware dat i do delete
mine immediately i riciv it so they will send times
10 of it.