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This Rats Aint Royal.....my Rat Observation. by MeoClark(m): 12:45am On Dec 12, 2014 |
All this RATS ain't loyal.... I see rats everywhere.... Market rats..... always active at night.they appear fat. Hotel rat.. they are fresh and fat but dat one no mean say I no go kpai Am,if I catch Am. Church rats.... this ones are hypocrites.. they look holy but dem bad pass.Lol.... some even attend service. EXECUTIVE rats... you find this types in Goverment offices,Senate, house of assembly and at Aso Rock.They are untouchable by law.but no be when I take eye see Am. Shop/Store rat....they are very thin,flexible and fast.... they cause disasters everywhere them operate.you need special tactics and experience to kill this type. lol And finally the king of them all the HOUSE rat....it is the fastest... no matter how big or small it looks.it runs in a blink of eye.some people has set their houses ablaze trying to kill this type. I call this type witches Cus dem no go allow you sleep.... the rats have family chains.no matter how many u kill they keep re- appearing. They cause the highest level of damages ranging from food stuffs, clothes,books,money,etc. The scientific rat....rat poison and traps cannot kill this type becus they are too clever to die stupidly. Kudos to the rat hunters.If you av ever killed a rat.You are a rat hunter. I don kill millions.. lolz. This post was written and edited by Meo Clark... No part should be copied and pasted or re-written without the consent of the author. Follow on twitter @MeoClark Add other types of rats you know and the damages they cause... |
Re: This Rats Aint Royal.....my Rat Observation. by MeoClark(m): 1:09am On Dec 12, 2014 |
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