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This Rats Aint Royal.....my Rat Observation. by MeoClark(m): 12:45am On Dec 12, 2014
All this RATS ain't loyal....

I see rats everywhere....

Market rats..... always active at night.they appear
fat.

Hotel rat.. they are fresh and fat but dat one no
mean say I no go kpai Am,if I catch Am.

Church rats.... this ones are hypocrites..
they look holy but dem bad pass.Lol.... some even
attend service.

EXECUTIVE rats...
you find this types in Goverment offices,Senate,
house of assembly and at Aso Rock.They are
untouchable by law.but no be when I take eye see
Am.


Shop/Store rat....they are very thin,flexible and
fast.... they cause disasters everywhere them
operate.you need special tactics and experience to
kill this type. lol


And finally the king of them all
the HOUSE rat....it is the fastest... no matter how
big or small it looks.it runs in a blink of eye.some
people has set their houses ablaze trying to kill this
type. I call this type witches Cus dem no go allow
you sleep.... the rats have family chains.no matter
how many u kill they keep re- appearing. They
cause the highest level of damages ranging from
food stuffs, clothes,books,money,etc.


The scientific rat....rat poison and traps cannot kill
this type becus they are too clever to die stupidly.


Kudos to the rat hunters.If you av ever killed a
rat.You are a rat hunter.


I don kill millions.. lolz.


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Add other types of rats you know and the damages they cause...
Re: This Rats Aint Royal.....my Rat Observation. by MeoClark(m): 1:09am On Dec 12, 2014

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