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Jesus Christ Plays For Chelsea ........... by Wefiak1414(m): 7:03am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Chelsea have made some star signings over the years but this one would trump the lot - that of Jesus Christ. However, even with all his roubles, Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich won't be bringing the Son of God to Stamford Bridge. But a survey has found that 20 per cent of kids think he already plays for the Blues. A total of 1,000 children were asked the following multiple choice question as part of a survey for Brent Cross Shopping Centre: Who is Jesus Christ? a) A footballer for Chelsea b) Son of God c) TV presenter d) X Factor contestant or e) An astronaut Apparently, 20 per cent of the children asked at a shopping centre in Brent Cross went with option a). Even if Jesus was available in the transfer market, one suspects Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho, who styles himself as the 'Special One', might feel uncomfortable about being upstaged by such a star name. |
Re: Jesus Christ Plays For Chelsea ........... by IKJ66(m): 7:08am On Dec 12, 2014 |
AWESOME!!!!! |
Re: Jesus Christ Plays For Chelsea ........... by acenazt: 7:24am On Dec 12, 2014 |
See even d white kids don't even know who Jesus is yet we Africans kill ourselves for a religion Which was Brought by the whites and the whites have abandoned it. Religion is OVERRATED! |
Re: Jesus Christ Plays For Chelsea ........... by yuncka: 7:43am On Dec 12, 2014 |
Eiyaaa, mumuish tinking. If Jesus plays for chelsea, why did he allow Papisse (a moslem) to end his clubs unbeaten record. |
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