1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.


2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.


3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.


4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.


5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be
determined by the last team to score.


6. No referee and lines men. You could run with the ball even
behind the
goal post.


7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a
match ban.


8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.


9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the
tree when it got stuck,under the car or tunnel to play in the next
game.


10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over.


11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a
penalty.


12. the most skillful player get automatic selection.


13. You only get substituted when called at home..


14. 3 corners makes a penalty... That was then though, am no
longer a football fan.

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good ol' days.....

Ur goal is either highgoal or normalgoal.

There is always a momentary pause anytime an elderly person is passing.


Another way to end the match,,

If the ball flies into a wicked neighbors house/compound.

If U shatter a car or window glass.

The funniest aspect is that....when a player is injured he'll tie the wound with a rope and continue playing......what you should ask is that how much are we paid.....