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Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by eleko1: 10:39am On Dec 16, 2014
grin grin grin cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin
holatin:
PEJ - political English journalist
GEJ- greediness embattled Jonathan
TAN- terrorist association of Nigeria
GMB- good management board
grin
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by paix(m): 10:51am On Dec 16, 2014
S S & S = Still Single and Searching
G S M = Go Spend Money
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Merryglad(f): 10:51am On Dec 16, 2014
Sierraloaded:
IBB - Independence Bomb Blast
or International Bad Belle
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Revolution12(m): 11:10am On Dec 16, 2014
PDP - Poverty Develoment Party.

APC - Amoured Pesonnel Carrier.

JOB - Joint Borrowers.

SHOP - Stay Here Operate Poverty.
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by illicit(m): 11:12am On Dec 16, 2014
ffo:

point of correction. ffo is my monicker, doesnt mean for food only

k. So 4 wat only o?
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Kirl: 11:12am On Dec 16, 2014
PHCN; Problem Has Change Name grin
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by olisa4(m): 11:21am On Dec 16, 2014
RMF;rubbish making frontpage grin
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by pamcom(m): 11:24am On Dec 16, 2014
holatin:
PEJ - political English journalist
GEJ- greediness embattled Jonathan
TAN- thug association of Nigeria
GMB- good management board

APC supporters can be easily fished out
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by holatin(m): 11:35am On Dec 16, 2014
pamcom:


APC supporters can be easily fished out
indiscreet fellow are easily known
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by IYANGBALI: 11:42am On Dec 16, 2014
4bobo:
na wa o, this new mod seun employed doesnt even know what to put on front page. All through last week, 80 percent na nonsense. This week don start again. Thats why those pages no day pass 1 page after 3 days. siooor

THIS IS THE TYPE OF INFORMATION NEEDED ON FP. ONE OF US LOST HER CAR TO ARMED ROBBERY OPERATION ALMOST 3 DAYS NOW, INSTEAD OF HELPING HER MOVE THIS TO FRONT PAGE, YOU ARE BUSY SHARING TONTO DIKE PANTS IN THE BATHROOM. WHO THE FVCKING MOD THAT SUPPOSE MOVE THIS FVCKING THREAD TO FRONT PAGE. JUST FVCKING DO THAT NOW. ASSUMING IT HAS BEEN DONE IMMEDIATELY, MAY BE THE OWNER OF THAT CAR MIGHT BE FVCKING SMILING NOW. IMMEDIATELY SOMEONE SHARED IT WITH ME NOW, I DONT HAVE ANY FVCKING OPTION THAN TO DO THIS.
https://www.nairaland.com/2043889/ah-car
front page na cash and carry grin
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Nobody: 11:53am On Dec 16, 2014
NYSC - National Youth Suffering Continues
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Nobody: 12:02pm On Dec 16, 2014
holatin:
PEJ - political English journalist
GEJ- greediness embattled Jonathan
TAN- thug association of Nigeria
GMB- good management board


Hungry
Oloriburuku
Lowlifer
And
Tout
In
Nairaland
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by basilo101: 12:02pm On Dec 16, 2014
SALARY = Something Always Low And Reduces You
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by scantee(m): 12:04pm On Dec 16, 2014
GMB = General Molesting Babies
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Jambsupport(f): 12:06pm On Dec 16, 2014
GEJ- General Ebere Joker
PEJ- Patience Ejects Jonathan (dat will be after election and Buhari win)
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by holatin(m): 12:16pm On Dec 16, 2014
Rexxie:



Hungry
Oloriburuku
Lowlifer
And
Tout
In
Nairaland
wao dats so cool.

oya clap for your self.

mod you no see this look but If I reply you go see me.
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Nobody: 12:17pm On Dec 16, 2014
GEJ-God's enabled jobman

Gmb-grey men's blood

Apc-AreaBoys Peoples Congress

Pdp- Power To The People
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Nobody: 12:19pm On Dec 16, 2014
IYANGBALI:
front page na cash and carry grin
no mind dem. Long time no see
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Nobody: 12:25pm On Dec 16, 2014
BUHARI- Brainless Urchin Hoping Against Retiring Indefinitely.
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Mbediogu(m): 12:48pm On Dec 16, 2014
DEGREE2466:
A P C = Amalgamation of Political
Criminals
P D P=people decieving
people
*IMO = i must obey
*IBADAN =Igbo Boys
Are Dangerous At
Night...
*ABA =Agboro Boys
Association
*LAGOS =Love All Girls
on Sunday
*ABACHA = After
Babangida Another
Criminal
Has Arrived..
*GULDER =Girls under
linguor deserve extra
romance.
*F.A.N.T.A =Foolish
Ashawo Never Takes
Advice.
*W.E.E.K =Woman's
education ends in
kitchen
.
*NIGERIA =Never
Investigate
Great Executive Robbers
In Authority.
*NEPA= Never expect
power always.
*KOBO=Kill obasanjo
before others.
*AIDS=America
invention for
discouraging
sex.
*PHCN=Please hold
candle near
*OYO=On your own
*NYSC=Now your
struggle continue
*Glo=Get lover online
*Mtn=Maintain total
Nonsense
*JONATHAN=Just ON
Ambition To Hurt All
Nigerians..
*OBAMA=Ordinary
Black African Managing
America
*STAR=Stay together
And rejoice
* NOW= Na obasanjo
work
*Whisky=Whatch.
How.I.Slowly.Kill.You
LIKE THIS PAGE AND
ADD YOUR OWN

GSM Garri, sugar, milk. ABC Akara, Bread Coke. CMS Children must suffer. DMGS Does monkey go School?
NCNC Nnegi come, Nnagi Come.
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by peachylee(f): 1:22pm On Dec 16, 2014
And NL?


Naughty learners grin
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by CzarRex: 2:04pm On Dec 16, 2014
holatin:
PEJ - political English journalist

no PEJ is Person Embarrasing Jonathan
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by sleekyjay(m): 2:11pm On Dec 16, 2014
You copied my thread??
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by holatin(m): 2:23pm On Dec 16, 2014
CzarRex:
no PEJ is Person Embarrasing Jonathan
hahahahaha
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by ogbeh44(m): 2:53pm On Dec 16, 2014
NCNC= No Contribution No Consumption
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Kasiye: 4:13pm On Dec 16, 2014
CALABAR - Come And Live And Be At Rest
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Mazeepac(m): 5:21pm On Dec 16, 2014
BUHARI = Bring Us Honour And Restore Integrity
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by ndnuray(m): 5:31pm On Dec 16, 2014
Who's dis slowpoke..
sambrow:
he dislike u too. Cus ur brain is blocked
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Mrgabson: 8:17pm On Dec 16, 2014
mtn... manage this network
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by ridollar(m): 9:11pm On Dec 16, 2014
AwesomeRomeo:
Op please try and differentiate between acronym and abbreviation. PDP, APC, MTN, PHCN are abbreviations not acronyms.
u are even wrong, dey are called Alphabetism not abbreviation
Re: Funny/silly Acronyms/translations by Horllamideh(m): 11:20pm On Dec 16, 2014
GAD-Go And Die
ETT-End Time Tinz
EDD-E Don Do

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