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| One Day Mtn Would Be Like: Dear customer(reloaded) by afribookorg(m): 9:45am On Dec 16, 2014 |
MTN we dey beg una... The future of MTN: One day, MTN would be like: -Do you know there are people in your village dat don't want u to succeed? text "Thunder fire dem" to 33505' @ N50 per thunder" -Dear customer,are u hungry? Text "HGY" to 419 for tips on wat to eat. -Do u knw dat 2 out of 5 of Femi Kuti's kids are not his? Text "DNA" to 419419 to find out who ur real father is... -do u knw dat as a lady u cud get pregnant if u sleep wt a man? Text "Sleep" to 3210 to find out how @N50 only -Dear Customer,are u scared of cockroaches? Do u knw they are brown, black,dir ty n smelly insects and some of dem can fly? Text "COCKROACH" to find out more amazing facts abt Cockroaches -Dear customer,are u stil unmarried at 35yrs? Text "DELIVERANCE" to 3582 to free urself 4rm d shackles of unmarried life b4 its too late.. -Have u ever fallen n injured urself? Text "FALL" to 0000 for tips on how not to injure urself wen next u fall... -Dear Customer,do u somtyms feel lik slapping annoying people? Text "SLAP" to 2015 for techniques on slapping ppl... -Dear Customer,do u knw dat next year is 2015? And dat d year afta dat is 2016? Text "current affairs" to 3500 to knw wat year we would be in 4yr's tym -do U knw dat if u mix garri wit Hot water,it becomes eba? Text "WOW" to 2222 for more amazing scientific facts at N100 only! -Dear Customer, are u facing ancestral problems? Text Ancestors to 44876 for daily ancestral tips. -Dear Customer do u wanna bath but have no soap, txt Soap to 50045 for daily soaps. -Short girls like putting on high heel shoes. To find out other interesting facts about short girls,text SHORT to 50385. -Dear customer,do u knw dat mikel obi plays for super eagle of Nigeria? Txt SPORTS to 3062 for ur daily sports news. -Do u knw if u close ur eyes u wont see? Text MAGIC to 8263 to learn s0me magic. At N100 per magic. Plz add yours let's catch fun  6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: One Day Mtn Would Be Like: Dear customer(reloaded) by cooljoe(m): 9:58am On Dec 16, 2014 |
Dis was really funny nd well written |
| Re: One Day Mtn Would Be Like: Dear customer(reloaded) by kingopta(m): 10:26am On Dec 16, 2014 |
HaHa..So Hilarious  |
| Re: One Day Mtn Would Be Like: Dear customer(reloaded) by Mprex(f): 1:23pm On Dec 16, 2014 |
Dear costumer, do you know that your spouse is cheating on you? Text "CHEAT" to 3321 to find out how many times she/he have cheated |
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