Mehn Nairaland is UNBELIEVABLE. This
world is really filled with different kinds of
people oh and to think I’m saying this by just
going through nairaland. If I start
categorizing them I won't conclude till next
year. Lemme quickly summarise a few of them.


•Religious bigots
As the name implies, they are bigots. lol
they just have a warped sense of strong
dislike for any religion that is not theirs.
Their comments are unprintable. I don’t
understand why people would say such to each
other whether online or offline. Just de fight
battle wey no be your own.


•The ethnic bigots
Same as above just in this case its ethnic
issues. This one has two main groups and is
deep seated, meaning that the people wey start
am haff dead but their children are not want to
leave it alone.


•The intimate bigots (if there is such a thing)
I would have said same as 1 and 2 above but
this one has a whole other backing to it. Them
no de use ear hear this one anywhere. Its like
there are sensors on the pages of nairaland
cause once anyone says anything
remotely relating to it the foot soldiers
appear. This also has two groups. I would call
them the oppressors and the
oppressees(not the oppressed) because they
fight back. This group is also a really
complicated one, delving into it would mean
writing an article.


•The women haters (these ones are not guys oh,
they just hate women)
These ones, hmmmm their own complication is
out of this world. Its either they were dropped
on their heads as kids or they were raised by
lions(not the mufasa kind, not even the Scar
kind) just some random wicked lion who is king
of the jungle somewhere and treats the
lionesses like poo ( I hope they plot and eat his
skinny ass someday, nansense). I digress, but
these kind of people, my gawd they are horrible
people. The things they say to, about and
against women are just unimaginable. Why
would any man born of a woman think like that?
Ah, this group I would gladly not come in
contact with. Jeez, its obvious that this
one pain me abi? I cannot stand men who
maltreat women, nope I can’t. This group can
do anything to a woman because to them
women are nothing, inferior humans put on this
earth to be owned by them. Maybe I’ll talk
about abuse some other day.


•The homos and lesbos
I don’t have much to say about this group, they
are what they are. Who am I to judge?


•The stalkers
These ones are everywhere. All those
random views and clicks, na them. Those off
topic comments and remarks, na them.


•The flirts (chei I almost wrote flirters)
This group I think they just come online to ‘try
their luck’. I believe their personal
mantras would be ‘at least one mugu must fall’


•The intellectuals
These ones have a lot of interesting and
head stimulating things to say. Some of the
diarylanders I’ve come across belong to this
group. When I read stuff they write, hmmm,
mind blowing.


•The children
By their posts you shall know them. I don’t
mean the random 14yr olds I’ve seen here oh.
Surprisingly this group consists of a range of
people, some of which should ordinarily be
classified as adults. I’m sure there was an influx
of the usual teens during the strike and
holidays but apart from the usual, there are a
number of supposedadults who belong to this
group. Some people just do not know how to
talk or act around other people. There is a
saying in
pidgin english “If you no sabi talk, blow
whistle”.

feel free to add yours!

Am coming

The space bookers. Lol! I just did.

Time to rename Nairaland to Listverse

Escalze:
Am coming

wher u goin 2?

well done...

Those that come to vent their frustration online.
Those that hardly post comments. Just read, like and share posts.
Those that wish to be popular by all means.

CzarRex:
wher u goin 2?

To see the Queen

Escalze:
To see the Queen

ok

And here we go again