MY COUNTRY 9ja
(1) Where ladies don't accept
flowers
for valentine or birthday gift, but
prefer Murtala Mohammed Head.
(2) Where lizards go look your eyeball,
nod head and say "notin dey
happen
guy"
(3) Where a blind beggar will
reject a fake naira note.
(4) Where Groundnuts are sold in
Bottles & Waters sold in Satchets.
(5) Where parents claim they
always
came first position in school.
(6) Where You Can Be A Driver
For
Years Without A 'DRIVER's
LICENCE'
(7) Where Presidents and other
government officials don't knowthe
national anthem.
( Where the govt dont give a
hoot
about nobody.
(9) Where Gala and Lacasera is the
best option when stuck in traffic
jams
(hold up).
(10) Where you are jailed for
stealing Maggi and yam and others given
a
chieftancy title for stealing
billions and
Front row seat in churches.
(11) Where we fight for everything. To
gain admission to university, to
get a
job and to enter a bus!
(12) Where you are robbed of
your phone and the robbers come
back for
your Pin code and the charger.
(13) Where politicians use big
unnecessary grammar to scam
people.
(14) Where your type of
GENERATOR
shows how RICH you are.
(15) Where you can easily blame
your
not been successful on family members
in the village.
(16) Where rich men must have a
pot
belly, and a healthy looking, slim
Man is despised in the street as a
pauper.
(17) Where if you where do
anyhow you
see anyhow.
(18) Where generator is a social amenity.
(19) Where people dey collect
change
for beggar hand.
(20) Where People produce
Toyota Camry jeans and Dr. Dre slippers
(21) Where the man who had no
shoes
becomes the president.
(22) Where a 60-yr-old grandpa
is a National youth leader of a party
(PDP).
(23) Where citizens are more
afraid of
Police than Armed robbers. (24) where stealing is not
corruption...
We are always proud to be called Nigerians despite
all these odds. I L √ ﻉ NIGERIA WITH PASSION.

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