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2015 Prayer Points For Guys Only. by sholikay(m): 8:15pm On Jan 12, 2015
(1) My father my Father!
Anywhere any girl is planning to
use me as a MUGU, God destroy
her plans!

(2) Oh God! Any girl that is using
her breast to confuse my destiny,
Holy Ghost fire!
Burn them

(3) Any girl that has vowed that
she would never date me, God
make her to see me taking
her 4 shopping in her dream.!

(4) Any girl that has slept with 5
different men including me and
wants to tie me down
with pregnancy that is not mine,
God make her forget my name!

(5) Any girl that am dating and calls
me only to tell me her BIS/AIRTIME
has expired.. Oh Lord.. Divert her
calls to kidnappers.
If U believe say 'AMEN' If U dnt
believe say 'NO. grin
Re: 2015 Prayer Points For Guys Only. by OKUCHI11(m): 9:48pm On Jan 12, 2015
AAAAAANMMMMEEEEEEENNNNNNNNN ride on Papa .... I dey with u for spirit

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