Jonathan met with the Queen of England.
He asked her, "How do you run such an efficient
government? Are there any tips u can give to me? I want to
help Nigeria."
"Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to
surround yourself with intelligent people."
Jonathan frowned, and then asked,"But how do i know the
people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen replied, "Oh, that's easy, you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle.
"The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please
send David Cameron in here, would you?"
David Cameron walked into the room and said,"Yes, your
majesty?"
The Queen smiled and said "Answer this riddle.
David, your mother and father have a child, it is not your
brother and it is not your sister. Who is it? "Without
pausing for a minute David Cameron answered,
"that would be me." "Yes, very good," said the Queen.
Jonathan went back home to ask his Vice President Sambo.
JONATHAN: Answer this. Your mother and your father
have a child, it's not your brother and it's not your sister,
who is it?
SAMBO: "I'm not sure, let me get back to you."
He asked all his staff in the Office but none could give him
an answer. Finally, one day, VP Sambo ran into Dora
Akunyili. Sambo asked, Dora,
SAMBO: Your mother and father have a child and it's not
your brother or sister, who is it?"
Dora answered sharply "That's easy, its me!"
Sambo smiled,and said "Thanks!" Then he went back to
speak with President Jonathan.
Sambo: Sir, I have the answer to that riddle, It's Dora
Akunyili!
Jonathan got angry,he said to Sambo. "No wonder Nigeria
isn't moving forward, I am surrounded by Dummies! The
answer is David Cameron!"
WHO IS MORE INTELLIGENT?

lolzzz if na to say jonna went wit sis patience. ....d queen no go need call cameron.
patience go take grammar spoil queen head

afolag:
lolzzz if na to say jonna went wit sis patience. ....d queen no go need call cameron.
patience go take grammar spoil queen head

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