A soldier was given a three-day leave to attend
to his
newly wedded wife but on getting home, he
realised that his
wife was in her menstrual period.
So he decided to send a telegram to his
headquarter to
extend his leave but with his mother-in-law and
other
visitors around, he decided to code his message
in the
military way. This is what followed;
SOLDIER: Omega one, this is omega twelve,
danger signal
from the field, red alert in front, extend leave.
Do
you read
me?! Red alert in front, extend leave.
HEADQUARTERS: Omega twelve, this is omega
one, I read
you loud and clear! Attack from the back,
resume
immediately! I repeat, attack from the back,
resume
immediately!