So I was going through my exam papers and I saw this answers I gave ...laff it out!! isii

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leejeebaby:
Hilarious

Lol. Dull child!

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Lilamartedi:
Lol. Dull child!

hi dull wifey *tongueout


Okay, Guys (MALES ONLY) I'l like 2 share an experience wit y'al..if u are not male, kindly ignore all I'm gonna write 4 d next 2hrs. Tnx
If u know u are a guy, and u love your woman, listen up! I've got an advice for u...trust me, u are gonna need this!

See, if ur woman must travel; she should (a.) Goes by air. (b.) Go with her 2 d park & ensure she sits beside a fellow woman. (c.) Go with her urself.erm this is not about trust guys, No No No! There are some guys whoze life ambition is tho hunt for anything in skirt. Especially inside buses, Now, here is a lil secret...these kinda guys can be identified easily... They are usually d fine quiet guys, they won't talk at d park, they will only 'shadow'! Note: they always wear jackets/coats...If by chance, the devil decides to smile on u, and ur girl mistakenly sits beside such a guy...here is what would happen (85% of the time)...




then U are standing at d park, waving at ya girl from outside! Hmmm, Mr Fine-boy-chilling-beside-ur-babe just looks at u innocently, smiles & nods!The 1st 30mins of their journey is always quiet, no one says a word! Infact, Mr Fine sexy boy would act all dumb and deaf...looking straight. After about 45mins, Mr Fine boy turns to ur babe, and says
"ur 1st time going to Abuja? (or wherever they are headed)"...
And ur baby replies, "No or Yes", shhhh! forget, her reply doesn't change anything! Na just to make her talk be the koko...

Then he says "its actually my 1st time, a business trip! I hear things are quite expensive there, u have relatives there?"...Shey its still looking like an innocent convo ba? Just wait till...oh, did I add it is a 'Long distance night bus?' ... At about 8pm, the bus starts moving faster, less traffic, dark bus, ur girl becomes folded due to cold! Then her phone rings..BAAM, its u.Then u go like; 'hey baby, wassup? Where una don reach?'...and she is like, 'we just passed Ibadan, baby I am cold mehn'...Lobatan!!!!! Your greatest mistake would be to drop d call o! Just pray MTN forgets to deduct ur credit! Cos once u drop...na final whistle be that! *sigh* the moment u drop d call, Mr Fine boy waits for 5mins, looks at ur boo, removes his perfumed jacket! Offers ur queen...

Forming all gentle and apostolic, she smiles, looks at d jacket like a cat looks at fried fish, and mutters 'No, I'm fine, thank u'..na LIE!! the Bobo understands howfar, its not his 1st time...ur boo na kuku learner! He says "oh common, just cover yourself with it"...bae don collect am..She wears d well scented jacket, pheromones oozing! She leans a little towards him, he gets d cue, starts a seemingly innocent convo... Like say she don dey find company, she begins to laugh at his dry jokes !

11pm...head on shoulders, hands around ya boo, then palms begin rubbing her shoulders (shebi its to keep warmth away)! Mad man... -__- Small time, boo don forget say no b u dey hin side dey tap current! She let's out a soft moan as his hand touches her hair/ear..ghenghen With sleepy eyes, she moves even closer, folding like some coagulated expired croaker fish...see ehn! Body nor be wood o!










Stage 2
At about 10pm, bobo brings out his phone, sets alarm, and phone rings out...then he picks & goes like; 'Hello hun, I'm so tired & cold'
NOTE: here is a secret u must know, ladies flow with u well when they know u are hooked, dey don't see u as a perv/threat! Its logic...
On hearin bobo is cold, she tries to offer him d jacket. mtscheeew! na lie..he nor go collect! Then he goes like; "u wana rest? Lemme hold ya" shebi he has a babe, no harm in putting her head on his shoulders nah! Afterall its just for a while...she leans closer still!
11pm...head on shoulders, hands around ya boo, then palms begin rubbing her shoulders (shebi its to keep warmth away)! Mad man... -__- Small time, boo don forget say no b u dey hin side dey tap current! She let's out a soft moan as his hand touches her hair/ear..ghenghen
With sleepy eyes, she moves even closer, folding like some coagulated expired croaker fish...see ehn! Body nor be wood o!
Hands suddenly migrate from shoulder to waist! Up a bit 2 tummy..oh my world! If ur babe come get full breast! That current nor b here o
Na 2 seats bus give them o! Now they are both occupying half of one seat... What happened to d other 1 & a half seats ( -̩̩̩͡˛ -̩̩̩͡ )






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drnairalov:


hi dull wifey *tongueout

Dull hubby