1 --> If you download anything from the internet
and it fails at 90%.
2 --> If you buy a phone at 50K today and the
next
day the price
drops to 25K.
3 --> You go to the restaurant on your first date,
and after eating fish,
the bone chokes u!
4 --> After working for 30days, you get fired
without salary.
5 --> If you take expo to the exam hall and you
can't understand
your own handwriting.
6 --> If u chike a girl, take her to your room for
action and Junior
does not stand.
7 --> If after using a strong heavy perfume, your
body odour still
remains stronger than RAID!
8 --> If after photoshopping your picture, you still
look ugly.
9 --> If you Break-up with your Boyfriend and he
wins 100M the next
day.
10 --> If the person you were cursing out in
traffic
turns out to be
the one interviewing you for a Job.
11 --> If you lied to Armed Robbers that you don't
have a phone, Then the phone ringz with dis tune
<Chop my money..I don't care... Lol Add urzz

lol

when u create a funny thread like this and have 64 views and only 2 posts

Omo d last numbr na gbege....na sure death.

When boko guyz catch u and u they foam muslim then ur phone come ring andur ringtone na JUSUS IS LORD