For all the attention they direct below the belt, most Men actually know very little about their penis. Here's the knowledge you need to keep yours healthy, strong and ready for action-for life.

Penis fact #1:
Something can shorten your penis by as much as a centimeter. Erections are all about good bloodflow, and lighting up calcifies blood vessels, shifting erection circulation. So even if you don't care all that much about your lungs or dying young, spare the lil guy.

Penis fact#2:
Doctors can now grow skin for burn victims using the foreskins of circumcised infants. One foreskin can produce 23,000 square meters, which could be enouph to tarp every major league infield with human flesh.

Penis facts #3:
An enlarged prostate gland can cause both erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation. If you have an unexplaind case of either, your doctor's looking forward to checking your prostate. Even if you are not.

Penis fact #4:
The average male orgasm last six seconds. Women get 23 seconds. Which means if women were really interested in equality, they'd make we have four orgasms for every of theirs.

Penis fact #5:
The oldest known species with a penis is a hard-shelled sea creature called colymbosathon ecpletices. That's Greek for 'amazing swimmer with large penis'. Which officially supplants Buck Naked as the best porn name, ever.

Penis fact #6:
Circumcised foreskin can be reconstructed. Moveable skin on the shaft of the penis is pulled towards the tip and set in place with tape. Later, Doctors apply plastic rings, caps and weights. Years can pass until complete coverage is attained- okay, we'll shut up now.

Penis fact #7:
Only one man in 400 is flexible enough to give himself oral pleasure. It estimated, however, that all 400 have given it their best shot at some point.

Penis fact#8:
There are two types of penis. One land expand and lengthens when becoming erect (a grower). The other appear big most of the time, but doesn't get much bigger after achieving erection (a shower).

Penis fact #9:
An international Men's health survey reports that 79 percent of men have growers, while 21 percent have showers.

Penis fact #10:
German reserchers say that the average intercourse last 2 minutes 50 seconds, yet Women perceive it as lasting 5 minutes, 30 seconds. Are we that good or that bad?

Penis fact #11:
Turn out size does matter: The longer your penis, the better 'semen displacements' you'll achieve when having s ex with a woman flush with competing sperm. That's according to researchers at the state University of New York, who use artificial phalluses (ahem) to test the 'scooping' mechanism of the penis coronal ridge. Nextup: curing cancer.

Penis fact #12:
The penis that's been enjoyed by the most women could be that of King Fatefehi of Tonga, who supposedly deflowered 37,800 women between the years 1770 and 1784. It's good to be king.

Penis fact #13:
Better looking Men may have stronger sperm. Spain researchers showed women of photos of guy who had, good average, and lousy sperm- and told them to pick the handsomest men. The women choose the best sperm producers most often.

Penis fact #14:
No brain is necessary for ejaculation. That order comes from the spinal cord. Finding a living vessel for said ejaculation, however, takes hours of careful thoughts and often, considerable amounts of alcohol.

Penis fact #15:
The most common cause of Penile rupture! Vigorous masturbation. Some noks are just worth taking

I no fit shout ooh

Wonderful!

Well, what do you knw.. My little joystick has amazing facts!! *pats joystick on the head* way to go Johnny boy...

hmmm King joystick

Nice one. But will these facts be also true with the phallus of GEJ?

I sabi them b4 na